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Listen I am a dog owner and I love my dog and like to take him places but having to deal with him while I’m running errands or trying to have a sit down meal with someone sounds so stressful… plus when it gets hot I get so paranoid about him overheating. The off leash shit pisses me off too like maybe your dog is nice but it may approach an aggressive dog whose owners leashed it for a reason. There’s a German shepherd in my neighborhood that got out and my 5’3 ass was yelling to get him away cause I can’t break up a possible fight between two big dogs!! And I don’t care how good my dogs recall is I don’t trust his ass off a leash he’s still an animal!!!

I feel like it shows a lack of care for the dog itself not only towards other dogs/other people…

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I got a cateye nail design and my boyfriend said 'I get it'. What does he meaaaannn

That’s your girlfriend

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Last summer I randomly had a crush on a coworker and it didn't go away until he said he sometimes showers in jeans... anyway now I'm dating both him and his wife. ✨Polyamory✨they're both great and it's fun

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I work in a coffee shop and people bring their dogs INSIDE constantly. i always have to tell people to leave their dogs outside while they order and they get so pissed!! or they try to tell me their hyper dog running up to people with no vest or any indication of being a service animal, is a service animal and talk over me to keep ordering. so sick of the dog epidemic

I remember this pizza place having to post on ig pleading with people to please not bring their dogs inside

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For A few months I have been saying cat people need to start talking about dogs the way that dog people talk about cats. If I brought my cat with me everywhere people would think I'm nuts.

caroline calloway

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The Revlon glimmer lip glosses are so stunning!! Just an fyi!

Oh i literally just got one

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I see some your anons come in with their problems and all I could think of Jemima Kirke post of "you guys are thinking about yourselves too much"

If i don’t respond to your ask know that it is because the response would be the same as that

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My current drama:

Recently I have found myself amidst a coparenting situation. I don't want to be a parent, but I've accepted dating at my age may come with step kids which I am fine with. Anyway. I've been with my boyfriend for 8 months, and a few months ago he found out a one night stand from before we got together is pregnant and intended to keep it. He's been very good through this, and left the choice up to her but has been trying to be supportive to the best of his ability while trying to arrange the legal side if it needs to happen. As of now the baby is 3 weeks old, and I've found that it's not nearly as chaotic as I thought. My bf and the mom have zero romantic feelings toward each other, and I feel totally fine in this. It's stressful but it's been really lovely to see a more unusual parental setup. However, my friends and family (especially my mom who's mad that I don't want to have my own children) find it super weird. I know that it's probably because they aren't the ones living through this and I would probably make a judgement if I was looking from the outside, but is it really that weird? I know it's still super early and could drastically change in the next couple months or years, but for now it feels fine. And if it's worth mentioning, I may have only been with my bf for 8 months but we've been friends for 6 years

It’s not weird if it’s not weird to you… but also not weird period

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Some people hate a surprise spouse being brought along with no warning, but I hate when my friends bring their dogs with no warning! With one particular person her dog HATES me and has tried to bite bite me before, but she also knows I have multiple cats that are scared of dogs too 🤨 plus I'm allergic to dogs and don't want them in my house!

I know someone who is deathly allergic to dogs like genuinely is like dandruff from dogs is at the top of her severe allergies list and the amount of times unleashed dogs have tried running up to her the owners were like he is friendly!!! Like that’s fine! But she could die 😭

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I was being annoying on main and now my friends are mad at me lol.

I simply just said I think people who are pro dogs being everywhere are anxiously attached/ have separation anxiety. Also incredibly dismissive of people with dog allergies. Actual service dogs I don't care about, but random dogs that are barely trained I don't want inside.

Why are people not keeping their dogs leashed!!! I have fights with random people constantly over this

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Anna Wintour is hanging up her wig

Good

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My creepy ex coworker texted me at like 3 in the morning and idk I guess I didn’t delete his contact like I thought I had but I dont know who should know about this. I guess you get to know but yeah I have no idea what to do about this bc he used to say he would show up while I was on graveyard…

you need security cameras

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My current workplace drama: my team leader is pregnant and has been having spurts of rage and during a meeting she threw an empty salad container at my head 😒 I was just taking meeting notes!!! So I'm waiting to go to HR. My 49 year old coworker that hates me for no real reason other than me being young is saying i deserve it too lol

Maybe you did deserve it

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My wax lady goes in my will if I have to remove my kids to do it so be it

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This would be so disgusting but also just make it even more clear how right katie was the entire time to hate lala lmao…

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Told my bf about the weird guy in middle school who insisted on showing me that he could fit his fist in his mouth and instead of being normal guess what he did....

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