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I kinda want to lick that gazebo... while looking at that handsome Hufflefluff Hufflefuck Hufflepuff.
I wouldn’t recommend it. That’s a lot of Hufflepuff covered wood to lick.
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I heard the gazebo outside got creamed. Do you know anything about that?
There are two other Hufflepuffs more qualified to answer that than me.
#perhaps Elland’s been busy#or the cheese fiend we won’t summon by saying his name#either way it looks like the gazebo is HUFFELPUFF PROPERTY NOW
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Do you like butterflies because they have a butt in it?
How did you know?
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*mwah!*
*mwah mwah mwah all over your face*
SKINCARE~
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*Leaves an extra big, extra crusty, but also extra soft croissant on your nightstand and waddles away.*
*tucks it under the sheet with me for some nice cuddles and a nibble*
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*the crowd panics at the display of such beauty*
*Nudges Theo from the side.*
Is that Elland in that gazebo over there~
Theo's eyes widen as she whips her head with immense speed in the direction of the gazebo to see for herself,
"Oi!!! Elland!! What exactly do you plan on doing in that gazebo?!"
@ask-elland-n-will
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Devlin... Devlin... Devlin...
Were you a good girl and drink your milk today?
If you bring that milk around me one more time, I'll show you just how good I can be....with my fists.
#GOOD GIRL? MORE LIKE GOOD AT HER MILK DEFENSE TECHNIQUES#She's been brushing up on her skills#Monty had to teach her some moves#SHE'S GOT A GOOD RIGHT HOOK#I guess milk does build strong bones#better for harder hits
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*Nudges Theo from the side.*
Is that Elland in that gazebo over there~
Theo's eyes widen as she whips her head with immense speed in the direction of the gazebo to see for herself,
"Oi!!! Elland!! What exactly do you plan on doing in that gazebo?!"
@ask-elland-n-will
#Theo's heard stories#she knows the romancing way of the gazebo#and her fellow hufflepuff#she got excited
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I heard that if you laugh while crying, you buns will grow hair.
You're just going to make me cry more at the thought of hair on my buns
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Careful, sugar can be addictive. But I promise I'm worth the risk.
#idk who theo thinks she is#Couldnt resist a little rizz#that sugar went straight to her head i guess
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Theo witnesses Peeves terrorising one of her classmates. Books and parchments fly through the air before Peeves drops everything and disappears through the floor with a loud cackle.
A few pages of paper flutter right at Theo's feet. On closer inspection, she recognises some scribbles and sketches of stick figures with certain feminine curves on certain places.
The classmate looks at Theo in horror with a bright red face and starts to shriek.
Upon inspection, Theo nods thoughtfully at the anatomically correct stick figures.
"No need to shout. I can appreciate a good stick figure too, for Merlin's sake."
Theo picks up her quill to draw another stick figure on the page ...making sure it's anatomically correct in certain other areas.
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Theo, would you be a darling and ask Wren if she still got that striped paint in the cupboard?
*nudges @ask-wren-zhang gently in the side*
So...should we ask them if they like it horizontal? Or vertical?
#striped paint#my my#what could you want with that?#you didn't specify which way you like it#how can we help you then?!!#HOW YOU PREFER THE DIRECTION OF COURSE...horizontal or vertical stripes. so many decisions when it comes to striped paint#wren and theoooo
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I'm blueballed and dignified, I don't understand what seems to be the problem. Is it my accent?
Whatever the accent, the only problem here seems to be a personal one.
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On your way through the Forbidden Forest (whatever you were doing there, you naughty thing), you pass a stream and notice an elderly witch fishing quietly.
As you approach, she glances at you from the side and clicks her tongue, seemingly slightly irritated.
"Yes. Here I am. Lost and lips chapped when all I wanted to be was double clapped. By the huntsman. The big one."
There is an entire forest and somehow Theo is not surprised she still manages to run into another questionable character intent on sharing information with her she doesn't need to know. Her hands tighten around the strap of her foraging bag at "the big one".
"Well, you know what they say. Plenty of fish in the stream."
The words are quickly forced out before Theo trudges faster through the stream...in the opposite direction of the un-clapped witch and her regrettable lips.
#theo doesn't need to know what kind of books this witch has been reading...does scribner have a sister?#hopefully she catches a juicy fish#is this a test?#the troll tax must be paid#she just wanted to find some horklumps
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Did ya ever hear of ye man bear?!
No, but I do always love the sound of a challenge.
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Thank you for the tag @kiwiplaetzchen and thank you for your boy’s sweet buns. 🐐💜
Adding Montrose too:
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]
no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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