theodoradevlin

[theodoradevlin]

[theodoradevlin]

Psssst... Careful with Benny BoomBoom over there. No, don't look!

I heard his luxurious and downy chest hair tickled Pepper Anne from across the room like erotic crab legs as he stepped out from the bathtub.

Pepper Anne blink twice if you need me to avidi kadivi Benny BoomBoom

[theodoradevlin]

My love language is girth.

Forget meaningful connection. Spatial dominance is so much more straightforward.

[theodoradevlin]

[theodoradevlin]

You'll be happy to hear that the Pixies in this sugar bowl decided to make some improvements to our scones and now all the scones have legs.

One tried to bite me. I named him Crumb...

*Excitedly peers into the bowl to thank the sugar pixies*

I like them bitey! That's perfect.

*Offers her finger to the sharp tooth sconed*

Well done Crumb. Now can you use your legs for a cartwheel? Or will you get too crumbly?

[theodoradevlin]

*A biscuit levitates in front of you.*

*mutters expulso*

Sorry. I like my biscuits buttered.

[theodoradevlin]

*Sighs dramatically.*

I'm really scared I'm gonna get accused~ Jedidiah said I had bewitching beauty.

*Giggles.*

Poor thing. It sounds absolutely terrifying.

*goes back to her work, thinking of more uses for her belladonna*

[theodoradevlin]

Have you heard about these absurd methods Muggles used to find out if you were a real witch?

Like, what if you float on water because you're so tiny and petite~ Like, does that give me away?

Are you by any chance related to the Empress of Libido?

If you do float away, I hope you end up somewhere that you can find a good sandwich.

[theodoradevlin]

[theodoradevlin]

There's this snail whose house looks like a cute lollipop... I would love to lick it... Have you ever got it between your teeth?

I’m not sure I’d like it if someone licked my house, so I try to hold myself back when I see a snail in my garden.

But other types of lollipops? Fair play for all kinds of licks.

[theodoradevlin]

Psssssst, I just got Eiffel Towered.

Congratulations….I heard it’s nice in Paris this time of year