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trans woman cgi artist working on loki scenes: god this guy needs to learn how to tuck

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ngl I'm intrigued by the possibilities of Thor having been exiled to earth somewhere other than New Mexico. the cultural interplay could be very different. like imagine if he landed in Peru. or Appalachia. or Nazareth (lol) 

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why do I feel like Thor would assume the selection of the new Pope would have like. a swordfighting portion or some kind of duel as part of the process and wonder how they fight if they're always in those fancy robes

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I forgot to announce this but the big new bold usernames & changes to the tag colors contrast wise have been causing so much eye strain I cannot go on here anymore basically and will be taking a hiatus until my eyes are unfucked or they give us an option to change it back bc yeah. DM's are still fine at least right now so if we talk there feel free to keep talking ❤️

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New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous

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really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

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AU where Odin never got secretly deposed by Loki in disguise and goes wild in his grief and puts on the Loki play and stuff anyways and Loki finally makes it back to Asgard after years in secret alive-ness only to find a giant statue of himself and his father crying while watching a version of his life story and feels like seventy different kinds of what the actual f-

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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Title: Knock knock

Relationship: Bruce Banner & Loki (gen)

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 3162

Summary: He knew, vaguely, that Loki had been a friend in fighting against Hela, and they had been sharing meal-times for a few days so he wasn’t… nefarious—at the moment, at least—but it was a novelty that he could stand there calmly at all. He supposed after being stuck as Hulk for years he didn’t have the capacity for this to touch his heart rate. It was just Loki. 

“Bruce,” Loki acknowledged, lowering his head in some gesture that felt too formal for a visit in the middle of the night. 

An awkward beat of silence, where Bruce sorely considered asking what he was doing here; if it wasn’t an emergency, work could wait until morning. 

“I was wondering if I could stay the night.”

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“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

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i am so dehydrated all the time despite drinking water enough and no doctor can tell me why. it's so viscerally painful and sysphean and i'm convinced it's a lot of why I can barely think.

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible

because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 

from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating

it’s fucked up. 

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it’s old man rpf NOW but in ten years when they are all dead it will be acclaimed historical fiction

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!