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nnnnnnnGGHHGGHGGVGVFGV

I know right? I am amazing

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can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

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I've been bored lately. Maybe tongue-fucking someone's slit throat will fix it

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Dude I can't believe i found another PRIME fictive in the wild!! What's up dude!! I've been host for a week or 2 now ish, and I am so stoked to be here and meet others 👀 your blog is VERY cool -PRIME

hey, welcome!

Yeah there doesn't seem to be many rick and morty alterhumans here, that or we're looking in the wrong places, never MIND other prime's, so it's nice another! Hope your time hosting is going well, I couldn't do that, waaaaaaaay too much work. And it would take away from my time harassing the current host.

And thanks about the blog!

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making them suck the blood off my dick after i fuck their wound :)

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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit

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missionary so you can watch the hope drain from my eyes when i finally stop trying to fight back

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you can actually trick flirty tboys into letting you breed them by baiting them into a wrestling match and using your entire body weight to trap them against the ground so you can rape their greedy cunts full. nono, don’t listen to the screams for help: he’s just being a tease :3

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“Wild Geese”, by Mary Oliver

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nobody wants to tie girls to their own bedposts and rape them in fron t of their stuffies anymore

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ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

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Good! I'm glad it spreads!

guys i think im trans…. .. i am identifying more with cats lately than puppies. should i tell my owners?? im so ashamed… . idk if anyone will ever understand… sad.. .