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In jb grrm's self insert is actually brienne and he wants to fuck old af Jaime

hmm i do think the twin that extremely heterosexual man wants to fuck is cersei actually. but i respect this theory clearly this is why jaime is older this is why he is 109 years old

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"All knights must bleed, Jaime," Ser Arthur Dayne had said, when he saw. "Blood is the seal of our devotion." With dawn he tapped him on the shoulder; the pale blade was so sharp that even that light touch cut through Jaime's tunic, so he bled anew.

Well, in case I never finish my 7-part Jaime Lannister series, here’s part 1, sans background: Jaime as the Maiden.

Jaime squired for Sumner Crakehall as a boy, hence the black, white, and brown mixed into his red and gold ensemble.

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It's difficult to ride with your ankles chained together.

A Storm of Swords, Jaime II and La Belle Dame sans merci (1863) by Arthur Hughes

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we dont talk enough about how fucking funny it is that in the show jaime does straight up casually tell qyburn that he saved the population of kings landing as just an epic own. thats so fucking funny actually like what the hell do u mean???

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Yeah

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it is truly so damn funny that tywin not only decided to marry joanna but then never remarried after her death. no diplomatically advantageous political marriage no more heirs fuck it. funniest bitch on the planet

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braime from brienne's perspective is like well i have unattainable romantic prospects all the time as she fails to realise that she is the unattainable one. like. brienne is so. hold on. she's very much young and learning how to live or whatever. she is discovering things about herself she never expected to discover, the good and the bad, and meanwhile she's thinking when have i not failed when have i done or BEEN a single thing that was what was easiest for those around me. brienne is constantly hurting for the people she feels she betrayed by not being born one gender role or another personified. and i think she sees herself as a tool, as a mace and sword. and then she falls for a blonde guy

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Völukyrja (TikTok): Kinda OOC bc we all know Jaime would be the one freaking out 😌☝️

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GAME OF THRONES 3.07, The Bear and the Maiden Fair

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She found herself wondering whether Jaime had given her this task as a cruel jape. Perhaps Sansa Stark was dead, beheaded for her part in King Joffrey’s death, buried in some unmarked grave. How better to conceal her murder then sending some big stupid wench from Tarth to find her?

Jaime would not do that. He was sincere. He gave me a sword and called it Oathkeeper.

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Jaime and Brienne separate for the first time

Game of Thrones 3x07 "The Bear and the Maiden Fair"

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jaime and brienne literally make me heartsick. i have never felt so genuinely distraught at anything as i was at how they ended. like braime makes me nauseated and miserable and closer to tears than anything ever. i delight in it mostly except for the late nights where i burn at the unfairness of their ending and how brutally they massacred jaime's growth and the LOOK in brienne's eyes when she was writing his deeds in the book. the noise of anguish that was punched out of me the first time i watched their story through was unholy.

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JAIME + BRIENNE | 5 YEAR CANONVERSARY May 5th, 2019 | Season 8 x Episode 4 — Fans, critics, & reporters celebrating the consummation of J/B then and now. despite it all, this ship still sails strong.