teagan - 23 - they/themghost advocate, crow enthusiast⋆
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girlfriend is traveling with friends which means she’s busy and can’t respond to texts I miss my wife tails
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trying a new tactic because my previous approach seemed to worsen my problem: I am going to get many interview opportunities and a good job offer in my field is in my near future
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Daily affirmations
I will get all 31 jobs I've applied to in the past three days
I will get into every university
Everyone desires me carnally
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My friends planning to hurt their ocs
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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.

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#we worked together at an archive#I wowed her with the sheer number of times I could accidentally lock myself in the vaults#also our friend reminded us that for the first 6 months my girlfriend and I knew each other we kept like#finding each other on hinge#then coming into work and going ‘HAHA CRAZY’ and doing nothing about it#it took us 3 years. to start dating.#I like her so much
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100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat
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The second I get a halberd in my hands it’s over for one specific individual. Haven’t decided who yet, but I figure I’ll know once I have the halberd.
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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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y’all know that when u say nb and women only you are including the absolute faggiest manliest nb you’ve ever seen. he/him nbs. nbs with dicks. 6 ft tall nbs who r built like a fucking tank. not just androgynous/femme/manic pixie dream girl nbs. right. you know nbs aren’t just weird girls. right
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@ambidexedition @megagrind
Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com
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@ambidexedition
dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me
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does anyone want to do sidequests together
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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji
- Defending women online
- Offering women support when they are in distress
- Commenting on a woman's selfie
- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend
- Sexual reasons
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