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Thinking about that Immortals book where Daine goes to a new continent and everyone knows about her animal speaking ability (she's there to help the emperor with his birds) and that one zoologist is like "you HAVE to help me" and he just wants her to go around all his animal enclosures and ask the animals if they're happy and if they need anything
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"every night I save you" is not only an insanely romantic thing to say but also a prophecy. cause every night after that Spike saved her with a friendly silence or a save space to talk or literally saved her from demons and herself or helped her shake off numbness even when it was through ugly and complicated feelings.
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holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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you guys would love the last panel in xkcd 624
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marcus antonius being anglicized into mark antony is crazy. that is not the same guy. marcus antonius is a roman statesman. mark antony is a debauched filthy rich law or maybe literature student at oxford thats on at least on 3 different party drugs at any given moment. altho both have sex w men but r still homophobic. marc antoine is bisexual n homophobic also.
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Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.
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the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.
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