theoneandonlyrealsteve

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

is the real steve forklift certified?

I DON'T NEED CERTIFICATION TO USSSSSSSE A FORKLIFT, THEY'RE LIKE GOLF CARTSSSSS WITH A BIG 'L' ON THEM. AIN'T HARD TO USSSSE ONE

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I SSSSSSSAY THISSSS BUT... UGH THANKSSSS

Hellaween was 4 month ago get a new pic

You know what. Normally I'm against this sort of thing, but I'll make it a challenge I suppose for anyone who wishes for me to change my profile picture.

Take a photo of me out the the world. Best photo becomes my profile picture.

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

ISSSS THIS GOOD FOR YOU?

Hellaween was 4 month ago get a new pic

You know what. Normally I'm against this sort of thing, but I'll make it a challenge I suppose for anyone who wishes for me to change my profile picture.

Take a photo of me out the the world. Best photo becomes my profile picture.

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

Hi, I'm the girl that manages steve's account (aka i just tell him when to respond to a question since he never checks it)

Anyways I was thinking of telling him that he should make memes and stuff to get promotion (like burger queen or the guy who sells condiments near the skatepark (he gave me 5 bucks to mention him lol)). But the problem is that he has the sense of humor of a 4 year old and I'm scared we'd lose customers if he attempted to make something funny

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

someone called me a "poopy head" then threw pens at me- what do i do?-

WHAT I WOULD DO ISSSSS BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THEM (IN A SSSKATING MATCH OF COURSSSSSE, THE REAL SSSSTEVE DOESSSSSSN'T PROMOTE VIOLENCE), BUT I UNDERSSSTAND NOT EVERYONE ISSSS ABLE TO DO THAT

SSSSO TALK TO A TEACHER OF SSSSSOMEONE IN A HIGHER POWER, BUT THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK SSSSINCE LIKE, WHEN WASSSS THE LASSSSST TIME A TEACHER CARED ABOUT ANYTHING?

SSSSO THE ONLY OPTION LEFT ISSSS TO BRING FELLOW PEOPLE WHO THAT GUY CALLSSSS "poopy head" AND SSSSTART A REVOLUTION WHERE YOU MAINLY BEAT UP THAT GUY (NON-VIOLENTLY IM NOT GONNA BE SSSSUED TODAY) AND MAKE THE TEACHERSSSSSSS DO SSSSSOMETHING. SSSSSSO BASSSSICALLY REPEAT THE FALL OF GODSSSS THING BUT AGAIN AND PROBABLY WITH LESSS RADICAL REFORM OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

I CHANGED MY NAME TO THE REAL SSSSSTEVE BECASSSSSSSSSUE I WANTED TO SSSSSSSEPARATE MYSSSSSSELF FROM MY DAD, YOU INSSSSSENSSSSSITIVE FUCK

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@juviethefirestarter this you or just someone too cowardly to show their own face?

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

SSSSSSSSSSSO TRUE (BTW IM NOT SSSSSTEVE JR BUT THANKSSSSS ANYWAY) 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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@juviethefirestarter this you or just someone too cowardly to show their own face?

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

YOU CAN TELL THAT'SSSSS NOT ME BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO HIDE IN ORDER TO SSSSSAY THAT RHYME ISSSSS A NERD BTW RHYME 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

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@juviethefirestarter this you or just someone too cowardly to show their own face?

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

ITSSSS THE INTERNET RHYME, SSSSSSPELLING MISSSSSTAKESSSS HAPPEN

Does anyone wanna play frisbee with me? @everyone

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

I'D WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU AT FIRSSSSSSBE KID!

Does anyone wanna play frisbee with me? @everyone

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

WHY

why

why

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

And as your wings are shed, now you are vulnerable. You're weak. Fragile. Your brittle bones will make for a fine addition to my garden.

OK EDGY THE EDGELORD

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

More like a real STINKER

Hi, I check for Steve's tumblr sometimes and i think I'll respond to this for him because I am not willing to hear him get defensive over such a lame insult you could've called him The Real Dweeb or smth, look it took me 2 seconds for me to come up with that one, you can do better than this

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

Can’t believe your last thrasher Thursday was wasted on a loser scale spiral session. No way you actually stayed a god that long, I’m glad you lost your wings.

IT'SSSS COOL, err IT'SSSS FASSSSHIONABLE NOW TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGSSSSSSSS, I AM ALWAYSSSSSSS AHEAD OF THE TIMESSSSSSS MAN!

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

ROCK BALLADSSSS AND OTHER SSSSSTUFF SSSSTEVE AND NOT SSSTEVE LISSSTEN TO THAT DOESN'T BLOW UP THE SSSSNAKESSSS EARSSSSS

CHECK OUT THE SSSSSNAKESSSHOP WE DON'T HAVE ANY HOLIDAY MUSSSIC PLAYING!

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

CHECK OUT THE SSSSSNAKESSSHOP WE DON'T HAVE ANY HOLIDAY MUSSSIC PLAYING!

[theoneandonlyrealsteve]

have you ever thought of a world where everything is exactly the same, except you didn’t exist?

everything functions perfectly fine without you.

ha, ha

that thought terrifies me.

I THINK THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE ASSSSSSSS AWESSSSSSSOME WITHOUT ME AND MY RADICAL SSSSSSKATEBOARDING TRICKSSSS AND SSSSSSNAKE SSSSSSHOP. ESSSSSSSSPECIALLY THE SSSSSNAKES, WE IMPORTED MOSSSST OF THEM FROM SOME OTHER DIMENSSSIONS SSSSSSSO I GUESSSS WITHOUT ME THERE WOULDN'T BE EXOTIC SSSSSSNAKESSSS

Though I think no matter what, we still in a way change the world without knowing, maybe not majorly, but we still affect the world around us and I think it's important not to devalue yourself. Even if the world functions perfectly fine without someone, said person still helps the small world around them