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Put him with his wife please he needs her

Them :-), My ibispaint canvas

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#Jax speaks kinda sounds like autism speaks-

I will take that rabbit and give him found family whether he LIKES IT or NOT.

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Bugsnak based on that super sad little Starbucks croissant

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Ok, who mixed up the music poll with the porn poll answers?

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Sound on

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i don't know if this has been done before but i just had to make this at 3am yesterday

even before i watched the pilot episode i knew about jax and i instantly knew he was gonna be added to the pile of tumblr sexymen and i still cannot believe the fact that THE CREATOR HERSELF DREW HIM IN A MAID OUTFIT

on a side note while i was doing research on tumblr sexymen throughout generations i realized that the toby fox effect(people ignoring the characters which are normally up to most of the tumblr sexymen criteria and instead going for the short, memable man) occurs at least once in his works(undertale, deltarune ch. 1, deltarune ch. 2) and since it's said that deltarune will have up to 7 chapters i think it's safe to assume we have at least 5 more upcoming tumblr sexymen from toby and i am both very hyped yet terrified about that

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this took one year off my life from fear I think

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he wants to show you a trick

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love when bonnie does the thing

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put kinger in a trash can please?

Tidybear Trash Can, Somewhere where these actually EXIST

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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I can’t, sick. Just threw up.

Living his best life

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the zoobs

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just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing