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Imagine the bidding is playing

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In today’s episode of: “Real life aroace experience”

Neighbour: *Meets me in front of my apartment* “Hi I just moved in here!”

Me: “Hi! Nice to meet you.”

Neighbour: *peeks inside my apartment* “So do you live here alone or with your significant other?”

Me: “I live here with Oscar and George, my-“

Neighbour: “Ohhh, so you’re married and have a child! I was already wondering why there are plush toys lying around in your apartment. You look like such a lovely mother.”

*A long awkward silence, while contemplating on how to break it to them*

Me: “Oscar and George are my guinea pigs. And…that plush toy on the carpet *is* one of the guinea pigs, actually. But…uhm thanks, I guess”

(That actually happened and I swear, sometimes I be looking at the imaginary camera like in The Office. Things just keep getting wilder lol)

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Doodle

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The beginning of each European anthem.

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

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i’m watching a sports

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I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

(source)

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Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

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Ball pit but it's just these

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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The Shape

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I love finding old tumblr posts I saw screenshotted on Pinterest and reblogging them here

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Remember folks, us Brits tried to force femme Hitler