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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

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I don't care about Dungeon Meshi otherwise but "Tallmen" is SUCH an elegant solution to placing humans in a fantasy setting that it's still blowing my mind. Just the term itself is enough to instantly recontextualize humans. They're no longer the default race. They're those big goobers with long legs, striding about all the time. I can so easily envision much more interesting relationships between humans and non-humans because of it. Like perhaps "tallmen" are stereotyped as shepherds by other races because they can watch over their flocks better, or as vagabonds because they are better suited to long travel on foot. And of course, they don't *literally* have to be taller than everybody else, they were just the tallest around whenever the label became the norm, or something like that. I just feel like it's so much better than what I've seen in settings like D&D that go "and humans are the... adaptable, generalist people :)!"

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me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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"id let the world burn for you"

"I'd kill for you"

"id die for you"

"I'd sacrifice the world for you"

BORING!

Yawn snore snore. Honk shoo honk shoo.

I got twelve other guys ready to that for me. You already do that. You already destroy the world I would just happen to be there while you did.

The real question is.

Would you save the world for me?

Would you put aside your hatred for humanity and put my love for it Infront? Would you save the world because I love the world? Would you stop killing because I hate killing? Would you find a way to live because I want you alive?

Death and destruction are easy as hell. Do you know how fucking easy it is to kill someone? To blow up a building? Shure security is in the way but if it wasn't there it would be easy as hell.

You'd do the basics shure. But would you do the hard thing and save the world because I asked you to?

Would you push aside your hatred of everyone but me because I asked you to nicely?

Would you?

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Blood Bank is such a funny manhwa bc you can say ‘I read the post-apocalyptic BDSM vampire yaoi for the plot’ and actually mean it because the plot really is quite good

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Saiyan Prince and Princess By Isaiah Rose

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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roxanne ritchi character of all time. been kidnapped so much she finds it boring and predictable. continues to report on megamind negatively even after he takes control of the city. nearly falls to her own death because she was so grossed out by a random superhero picking her up and flying her around. literally walks directly into megamind's secret layer with two nerds as her only form of backup. strong enough to pick up a floorstanding speaker and throw it a metroman so hard it breaks. drives back to metrocity to reason with hal then later attempts to bludgeon him with a broken signpost despite him being invulnerable. levels of audacity and disinterest in her male suitors never seen before or since in a superhero movie love interest. she was the moment and the movie wouldn't be the same without her

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I haven’t finished usum but this is what I think team rainbow rocket is like. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong

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He has no proof...

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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my character tastes are so predictable

i finally get around to watching a popular movie with fun, colorful, well-rounded, flawed main characters and a charismatic and sympathetic anti-villain

and i leave it going "but what about the demon king's feelings"