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[theonlystjames]

Please stop growing.

[theonlystjames]

Wait.. when did this happen?

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Pretty sure @cassidysj and I are twins born two years apart. 

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[theonlystjames]

Imagine me introducing people to my daughter who is my part time manager.

If you pay me then yeah! I’ll be out of a job on Friday, gotta look somewhere. 

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What do you want to be my agent now?

So, i can handle it. 

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Some of them are a little... mature.

Let me read the scripts! I’ll tell you which one to do. 

[theonlystjames]

Got to do Cabaret For A Cause over the weekend. Still can’t believe I only have a week left of my show. 

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Sitting on the couch avoiding the responsibilities of planning out a cabaret performance, writing a song with Sebastian, lining up meetings with agents, and reading over the pile of scripts that have just wound up on my doorstep this morning.

Instead, I’m just laying here with a burrito and one of the cats.

Life is good.

[theonlystjames]

You see her everyday too. 

“Okay, as long as I never have to eat it. I see you every day silly, I spend lotsa time with you.”

[theonlystjames]

I’ve got my eyes on you.

There are no bodies in my closet, daddy. That’s gross…and a little insane. 

[theonlystjames]

Something that is very gross and that you should hope you never see on your plate. It’s just that it seems you never want to spend time with me. Just your mom.

“Ew! That sounds gross, what’s that daddy?”

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That makes me want to check it for bodies.

You would be surprised what I can fit in my closet. 

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Just means you have to stay inside. 

Not really.

[theonlystjames]

Besides, there’s only so much you can fit in your closet.

Ugh, fine. I won’t make you broke. 

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Within reason.

I like the way you think, dad. So I can get whatever I want? That’s what you’re saying right?

[theonlystjames]

You can decide the stores. I’ll bring my credit card.

Exactly, which is why this should be interesting. 

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Yes, but this is usually a mom thing.

You’re so weird. It’s just shopping. 

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I feel like I’ve reached a new level of dad.

Fine we can go shopping.