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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.
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i hope both of them act stupid
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Disgraced Usurper Zant
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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.
They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.
Slut Shame Her.
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milf with a gun is the only type of character artists should be creating
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when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess
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actual footage of me planning my fire emblem marriages
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actual footage of me planning my fire emblem marriages
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yo uh quick question but how the fuck

forbidden ergonomics?
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yo uh quick question but how the fuck

forbidden ergonomics?
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