theopiumteaden
theopiumteaden
The Opium Tea Den
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Old as dirt. Writes sin. Lover of villains. "And I smile and I sip my opium tea"
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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hating tiktok is not a "back in my day" type thing. tiktok is objectively affecting other social media platforms in detrimental ways. ux elements are being stripped and everything has to have a fucking short video clips function. it's rampant homogenization and it's a problem
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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everyone on here always worried about “oh im a different person around different people so what’s my actual identity?” bitch take a drink of water and listen to brennan lee mulligan saying “people are like gems, right? they have facets to them, and some of them only get exposed within certain relationships” and maybe you’ll calm down
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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when spock is bent over the science station and jim just fully stands with his crotch against spock’s butt and asks “are you worried about your dying dad”
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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many problems are caused by the mindset that the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people can be "found out" and removed, eventually leading to a utopia containing only good people.
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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i’m obsessed with this painting called tomato king and i’m even more obsessed with the man who drew it. his name is stuart dunkel and he is a classical oboeist and he also paints tiny little oil paintings of mice living their best lives. he looks like this.
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HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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there’s this rush and this pressure, sometimes, for huge, mind-blowing numbers on ao3. thousands of kudos and comments and ppl obsessing over ratios, but like - there’s something so incredibly wonderful about, idk, even ten kudos. ten? you mean ten people, TEN total strangers, found something I wrote and clicked on it and read it and liked it? ten comments: you mean ten people took the time to tell me what they thought about my work, took the time and energy to write about MY WORK in their little comment bubble? ten people?? fifty?? one hundred???
but even just one - if one single person took the time out of their day to tell me how much they appreciate the little bit of my soul I just put out into the world - idk, it just means everything, doesn’t it?
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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i used to be too shy to interact w fanfic authors, but after i finally started to do so, that i realised they’re the same @ me
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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also like in all seriousness furry hate is 10000% a warning sign as a sort of garden-variety expression of homophobia and transphobia. call me insane or delusional, and pardon the animal metaphor, but furries are consistently one of several common canaries in the coal mine when it comes to Acceptable and Reasonable hatred of Degeneracy. it almost always snowballs from there, too!
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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Shout-out to all the stories that didn't make it out of the shower with us in time to be actually written down.
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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Absolutely losing it at this reply
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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when worstie compliments you
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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i am going to put Chong Yue in my mouth one way or another [🔞]
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Silco ordered vegetarian. Jericho is not familiar with the concept. 
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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🥦 Grocery clerks 🥦
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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theopiumteaden · 3 years ago
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One handsome lad
✨ Albion ✨ The Artificial xeno He may look scary but he is good boi It's just he doesn't know what personal space is
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