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Genuine Question.

Why do we hate 50datab? I thought bro was chill, am I missing something? I know he's dating SolarPawz, whom I do not like, but do we just not like 50datab via association or...?

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Did this art of my OCs. Fun info below cut.

From left to right:

Aria, she/her, 19, demigirl, goat kemonomimi and funlink, praying mantis therian, bisexual lesbian, Hispanic. Dating Lee.

Lee, they/he, 20, currently identifies as a cis woman but is actually a trans man egg, coyote kemonomimi and physical therian, queer, Black. Dating Aria.

Bailey, he/him, 22, man, golden retriever and general yellow dog kemonomimi and otherpaw, bisexual with a masc preference, White. Single pringle.

Basically, all three of them went out to go drink at Bailey's apartment just off of campus, but when the time came to go home, Bailey decided to walk Lee and Aria back to the bakery that they live above. Aria said that they should play truth or dare and eventually dared Bailey to kiss Lee on the cheek. Bailey did and they all laughed at the shock on Lee's face for a good while.

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i think im just gonna start referring to my bod(ily needs) as "my human"

"oh yeah my human was having trouble waking up"

"my human needs to shower"

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Is there a name for the phenomenon where when you grew up not being allowed to do something/punished for being a certain way, it pisses you off as an adult to see people do that, even if you rationally know that they're allowed to be like that and it was not fair that you were raised not to? Like not in a jealous "it's not fair that I'm not allowed to do that" sort of way but you honestly get mad at them for acting in a way that your parents got mad about, even when you know it's not wrong?

Because I know exactly how bat shit insane irrational it is to be annoyed about people being debilitatingly shy. Like they literally can't help it and being angry about it is the opposite of helpful, but my first reaction is nonetheless ARGH. And I 100% know that the people who can't do anything aren't helped by someone pointing that out. But still.

"I'm shy 🥺 if you make eye contact I will throw up and die 🥺 I need time to come out of my shell 🥺"

Ok do you want me to get the crab hammer and help you out with that, or what.

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Soo.. we spinned dingo today! (Different wheel because I’m stupid)

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Long coats, insane amounts of belts, maybe guyliner, face masks, stuff like that.

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

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Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

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hMmMmMm...

Okay, hear me out, I know you're bored of the way you look, but you could try getting a new outfit piece that makes you feel insanely confident. A super long jacket, epic steampunk style face mask, layer some belts, find an epic chain for a necklace or belt loops, or a spiked collar. If you change your demeanor a bit, it makes you feel like a completely new person! As for piercings, maybe try throwing on some weird clip-ons. Imo, the key to finding a cool way to vibe in a new way is to step outside your comfort zone a bit. You obviously don't have to, but that's what works for me. I have like nine styles that I regularly alternate between now lol

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

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i drawded a picture for ma frendo

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Insane makeup Get a piercing (if you don't like it, let it close up) Get a tattoo (careful with this one. I advise a potato on your ankle) Start working out Buy a wig!! Find a funky fashion piece and never take it off Get glasses or get contacts Colored contacts!! Super long acrylic nails

Hey what can you do if you're bored of the way you look but you also should absolutely not fuck with your hair?

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Tumblr Code.

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@funnier-when-objectum

Pantone cornflower blue is the ugliest colour. Fuck you you dusty-ass blue pastel bitch.

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pure love