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Whoever it is- let's just take in the fact that she's beautiful, and something really bad is gonna happen.

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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my columbo au where he's got a tiny head but a lot of good ideas

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What do you mean

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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so this morning i'm thinking, okay, i took some extra photos of this specific set of doors this year so i could draw it from some other angles, it's an important set of doors, so let's pull up my new reference photos...

....and do you see a problem, do you see an issue

THREE DOORS

And no, this wasn't something I got wrong the first time, it actually used to have four doors. Here's a reference photo Gordon McAlpin took for me 15 years ago:

they just... got rid of a door

THEY SPECIFICALLY GOT RID OF THIS DOOR

THIS DOOR RIGHT HERE

THE ONE FROM DOROTHY'S NIGHTMARES

KIND OF HARD TO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY

anyway, dorothy's trauma door is continuity loadbearing (much like all the dorm room doors still having regular key-having pickable locks), so i guess i gotta keep drawing it as if it still exists

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i have my (2nd attempt at an) endoscopy tomorrow and i just now remembered i need to eat in the next 72 minutes before my food cut off

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i have a clean basket of laundry i keep forgetting and then i turn around and see it and go "ah, shit i have to do that" and then turn away from it and don't do it

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having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

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Whoever it is- let's just take in the fact that she's beautiful, and something really bad is gonna happen.

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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit

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Replicator engineer who’s responsible for designing procedurally generated meal patterns. People were getting sad if their stew had the same 12 carrot chunks in it every time, so you put in a little noise. Not too much noise, though, or one day they might have one giant perfectly spherical chunk of carrot. Or just, way too much salt.

Meanwhile everyone in the Jack Pack is hoarding their favorite patterns like minecraft seeds. Why yes, I do want the same 12 carrot chunks, because I’ve figured out the optimal order to eat them in. Or maybe I enjoy the experience of eating the single spherical carrot like an apple. And it’s all nutritionally calibrated as well, so it’s a win-win, predictable food without all the Weird Digestive Consequences.

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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Whoever it is- let's just take in the fact that she's beautiful, and something really bad is gonna happen.