theoriginaldeadman

[theoriginaldeadman]

"Nah. i got no flesh or nerve to enjoy to alcohol. I can't feel what human feel anymore. I don't remeber the last time i was touched by a person and can feel it as my lack of sensation slowly driving me crazy. Cold and hot. Hunger, guilt, humiliation, pain....joy. I don't feel anything. It's just hollow and i feel one day i just wake up and stop giving a fuck and give in the emptiness inside of me. I am alive yet i am deprive of every benefit of being alive."

Well that got depressing. Some body horror of the man who alive yet can't feel ANYTHING. Due to have no NERVE or even a brain as he just bones....bones don't eat or ****.

"Oh it's not all bad. Movies, books and shown gotten better. Like videeos games? *chief kiss* THE best. I work as a part time healer in Isola Dash. Seem like one of the benefit the city let me keep is healing so i decided to free lance and help people for dirt cheap dust. I was helping a cilent out......you want me try and cure your hang over so you can drink more? I can even heal.....SOME of the damages to you liver. It's just a medium heal though. Barely a difference."

"Woooow! I can't think I've ever met an actually dead person before..."

Dead inside maybe. She could file under that bin as well but an actual corpse bones and all like that? On a screen but never right in front of her. And all from the power of magic. This world really did it all didn't it.

"That's so freakin' cool!" Despite what may have seemed like nerves the bassist laughed off any lingering fear or worry alongside them. After all there was nothing worse then getting haunted. And that was missing taxes, especially when you were someone who lived in an apartment as old as hers.

"So like you can get drunk though right? I mean that's why you're at the bar in the first place! If magic got you to be here it had to give you something super wild. Like double the drinks before you feel the buzz? You gotta tell me everything! We could take down this entire little drinking journey together in a few hours if ya' do."

[theoriginaldeadman]

"You want the hard to believe truth or the half truth that more believable?"

Not a Exorcist? Then what with the whole purify comment? A angel?.....NAHHHHH. He dealt with angels before. The things they love to do most is announce their name like total twats to show off their status.

But he IS flying....though he could just be a bird person or flying with magic?

"Because if i told you the hard to believe truth you promise me you wouldn't over react okay? The easy and more believable half truth is that i'm someone who gotten a offer from god and took it. You know how the devil like to make deals? Well....god sometimes ask his most devoted for sacrifices. In my cases is i get to come back in exchange for......expediting the process of some sinners time on earth."

.....NOT bull shit. The only thing Skull hiding is his true name and you know? God being kind of his....grand father in a sense as that some BLASPHEMOUS shit.

Why he telling the truth? Well....might as well make a friend....plus this....chicken man don't seem EVIL.

「✦」 Not wanting to hit the car, Aurelius holds his attack and takes to the air, the better to see the skeleton man as he dives behind the car. His gaze hesitates at the sight of the glowing magic before he dismisses the fireball in his palm.

"Explain."

"I've seen my share of strange things, but a skeleton blessed by God is a first."

He lands back on the ground, this time landing on the same side of the care as the stranger.

"I'm not an exorcist, so you can stop yelling."

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[theoriginaldeadman]

⚡️ do ur bones creak when it rains? do u need to worry about arthritis? are you always rejected by life insurance companies? is halloween ur favorite holiday?

"No......i mean that the thing. These bones don't decompose like normal bones. Also a no since you know....no pain receptor or nerve to feel pain from. Yes no life insruance would accept me. I have a....complicated relationship with Halloween. When your job to sent shit bags to hell. Halloween the ONE NIGHT where all the ghost comes out......let me tell you who my most PERSISTENT enemy is..."

"THE TAX MAN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM I KILLED AND STILL COMING? THEY JUST DON'T DIE EVEN WHEN I KILLED THEM. I KNOW WHAT MY ENEMIES FEEL LIKE. I GOT NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU TO TAKE RICHARDDDDD."

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⚡️ what's your preferred style of dress? casual or formal? which look do you think u pull off best?

"A suit.....T shirt when i'm REALLY lax. I think a suit look the best on me. I mean look being a skeleton tend to scare people. I dress in normal cloth to not scare them anymore then i have to. Personally? I'm fond of simple cloth to just cover the private parts.....i mean it's simply and what? Not like i have much in female gaze.....but you know. Public decency and all."

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⚡️ if u and the costco 12ft skeleton got in a fight who would win

"If it's in Halloween and it's October i might have a little trouble...

"But would i lose? NAH I WIN."

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.....If he had his infernal powers unlock he laughed at this Blonde man attempt to fire ball him BUT HE GOT NO POWERS EXCEPT HEALING as he yelp and run behind a car.

Hey he still UNDEAD at the very end of the day and low on power as he yell back in perfect english this time.

....No Skull don't know shit. But judging the term "purify" must mean the blonde one of those magicians or fucking exorACIST from the church.

Can't even be a undead in peace.

"WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU EXORICIST THESE DAYS? HONESTLY CAN'T EVEN TAKE A JOKE? OFFICERRRRS! THIS STRANGE MAN HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH MEEEEE! Look how about lower the fire ball and talk it out like civilize people? I'm Skull and been abducted against my will into this city. I'm not a evil skeleton. Look. "

He activate his healing powers as his hands glows a golden glow....that of healing magic.

"Can a evil skeleton do that? One who rejected by god?"

「✦」 Aurelius stares.

And stares some more.

A moment later, he opens his palm and a small fireball forms in his hand.

"You've obviously been cursed, babbling in such an unholy tongue."

"Hold still and let me purify you."

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Not insulted....in fact he play into the joke. He snap open his jaw as he turned his head erriely to the blonde.

"You have forgotten to pay your taxesssssssssss....."

In Pig Latin of all language.

"Pay it now or we're gonna reposses your suitssssss. This is the IRSSSSSSS."

「✦」 Even Aurelius has to do a double take when he passes by a man with no face on the street.

To be accurate...it was more like he had no skin on his face. Staring into the hollows where eyes would've been, the angel blinks again when the other notices him.

"What a tasteless prop..." he mutters under his breath.

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[theoriginaldeadman]

"Oh relax cow girl. It's a BB gun with plastic bb. The kid should be able to defend himself. at the very least and not everyone can scrap but gun should be easier then boxing."

The Skeleton man drop the accent as he on instinct knocked over the can with the shot from his plastic gun with ease. He blows his gun of IMAGINARY smoke as he reload and hand the gun to Tim.

"Problem is.....i'm a instinctual kind of person. I don't have much talent in......teaching when it comes to fire arm since i'm a natural....i pay ya. Just give the kids a basic lesson. Do i know the kid? Nope. I just saw someone who needed help that all. Like is his posture good? Is the kids stance right?"

.....What? Skull not the type to ignore help.

A pack of crying, screaming kids running by catches Maria's attention in an instant. She heads over to where they were running from, only to find another kid and a skeleton man.

Maria's seen skeletons before, sure — ones picked apart by vultures or left to rot in Hell's prisons — but none of them ever walked or talked, much less asked her to help with target practice.

"Sorry, uh, what did you need help with? Something about teachin' the kid to shoot?"

She looks over at the kid — Little Tim? — with concern washed over her face.

[theoriginaldeadman]

Skull....pleasure shopping right now as he buying as many weird media shit he can find. Like Grandpa get run over by a reindeer or Santa Klaus.

"You know if your short i can spot you some of them credits."

Being festive and in season.......Skull wearing a....Santa hat and a red suit.....despite this being JANUARY and he a skeleton who can't feel cold

"If your wondering should you buy it. Indulge a little. If not you can always resell it online."

The Skeleton offer his boney hand out to shake

"Skull Dokuo. Local....magic man. No i wasn't borned like this. Yes i do drink my fair share of milk. Have you seen these healthy bones?"

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Mira had begun her journey to start finding plushies she'd want to add to her collection, seeing she had the means to get them for herself and the space as she slowly comes to terms of having items and it's okay for her to have them.

It's how she found herself in the Sky-Strewn Isles again even if the other time had been, not that great of a visit. But, she was curious what the stalls may hold upon hearing there where plenty selling things, curious to see if she could find any she liked here.

It's how she' ends up in front of one currently. The stall is filled to the brim, featuring items dealing something with an alchemist and lots of red and strange symbols, a stuffed animal in her hands that's got the shape of a dog, white blank eyes and long hair that goes from the head of the dog to the back, a confused yet curious look in her expression as she tries to make sense of it.

[theoriginaldeadman]

There this....small pause....before Skull cackle.

Why he in a pub? Well....he been work as a part time healer in Isola Dash and the job take him to some weird spots.

A five feet ish tall skeleton in a suit...yeah that be weird as hell. One would think they're on drugs as Skull lift his hands up allowing her to touch him.

Oh what the harm? Not like she one of those collectors..... why not play a joke on her?

"Madam.....i'm afraid i am not a ghost but......much much worse then a mere hallucination.."

He speak in the most deepest voice he can drawn out.

"I'm a agent of the IRS. Madam have you been paying your taxes? If you have not then i'm afraid we're gonna have to repossess your stuff."

There this pause before Skull break out in laughter again. Again the Skull face make it hard to read him

"Nahhhh. Lol i'm a legit a dead dude. Magic and shit. Got into a family squabble and next thing i know i got offer a deal to come back in exchange for yada yada. I guess you don't see a lot of skinny people like me around these parts? You know? Cause i'm all bones?"

"Hey hey are you real?!" It was definitely one of the more out of pocket questions Kikuri asked sitting right next to her at the pub but she had her reasons. Everyone was a skeleton for the most part so seeing one that was quite literally all bones right across from her got her interested. Could they get sunburned? What happened if they lost one of their bones? Plenty more circulated throughout her mind but the first part had to be proven first.

"Like if I touched you right now my hand wouldn't just phase through you right? Or those are ghosts right? Maybe this drink is better then I thought."

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[theoriginaldeadman]

@railheist

"Now if you brats don't behave UNCLE SKULL GONNA STEAL YOUR BONESSSSSS."

Skull scared a bunch of bullies from picking on a kid as he lines some cans up and been teaching the kid how to shoot......Skull GREAT with a gun but he not that good of a teacher as he groan and turn around.

There with the cow boy hat.

"Heya partner! I been trying to teach little Tim here how to.....use a BB gun well and gosh darn it.....i'm not a very good teacher since this sack of bones learning it was different. I see you looking like a proper cow person........can ya help teach the kid how to shoot?"

Yes....the skeleton somehow talking with a texas accent

[theoriginaldeadman]

"......Huh that the name you choose or the name your given?"

Libarian a....name. Still Skull is a name he chosen also.......what? People back then don't really have much use for last names and it's hard to make up one even after all these years.

"Honest these so calls stars....i don't think they're part of any religion or myth i know of.....what your opinion on the LOSERS who kidnapped us from our home? I think it's a bunch of freaky collector who have no jobs."

Skull been doing digging......way to many STRANGE shit.......but he got the basic premise of Isola as his conclusion? This is some kind of....giant sand box for a bunch of omni versal nerds to play in.....what kind of game he don't know yet

"No. The city has given me near nothing. Information is helpful regardless of what one has."

"I see. Attempting to grasp a feeling you are close to forgetting through media."

He nods.

"It is...ironic. The name. I cannot imagine that you honestly were born with it. I am called the Librarian."

[theoriginaldeadman]

💭 +death

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[theoriginaldeadman]

💭 + magic

"I was there you know? When man first touch the arcane and weave the mytic arts into their hands. Art that allow them to survive in a universe where humanity is cheap. Magic is a BEAUTIFUL thing. You are touching the tapestry of the laws of this universe and bending it to your will."

"But laws exist for a reason. I see so many arrogant people who touched it and have delusion of god hood. You see magic itself is ALIVE. Those who seek to change the fundmanetal laws of what it means to live might not like it when the world.....over corrects."

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💭 + life and death

"Life is.....complicated. Everyone have their idea of what living a good life means. Death is quick. Death can be easy. It's life that complicated. Living take strength and those who can take revenge on those who can make life complicated should....but it's not gonna make their life better. In the end.......just don't have a boring death by living a full life. Why you think the other world series so god damn popular? People waste this life."