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no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats 

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Listen. Listen. No one is ever going to be a better Bob Cratchit than Kermit the Frog.

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List of red flags that an organization that claims to help autistic people is actually a hate group

Their about page mentioning that autism has no known cure, or implying that they or other groups are trying to cure it or doing “treatments” for it.

Positive mentions of ABA therapy.

Calling autistic people “people who have autism” or even “people who suffer from autism” on their pages.

Having no autistic members that you know of.

Using the puzzle piece symbol in a positive way.

Positive mentions of Autism $peaks.

Red, yellow, and blue colors. {not red by itself}

Positive mentions of quiet/listening hands.

Calling autistic people “tragedies” or “mentally r*****ed”.

Saying that it’s a miracle that an autistic person (especially its a child) has as much intelligence as allistics.

This could save an autistic person’s life. If you’re allistic, reblog, but don’t comment on this.

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the h in ADHD stands for homoerotic

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I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh

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Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

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thanksgiving is a holiday based on a falsified narrative full of white guilt and the erasure of history so what are some good native organizations to donate to this coming thursday

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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

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Men are unable to spoil their cats because the moment the wet food hits the bowl they can’t resist eating it themselves

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here’s a list of all the cartoons NOT on disney+

if you’re debating about getting it and were hoping to watch any of the following on it, sorry but they aint there:

Aladdin: the Animated Series

The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show

101 Dalmatians: The Series

Pepper Ann

Mickey Mouse Works

The Weekenders

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

House of Mouse

Lloyd in Space

Legend of Tarzan

Teamo Supremo

The Wuzzles

Raw Toonage

Marsupilami

Jungle Cubs

Nightmare Ned

Fillmore!

Dave the Barbarian

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

American Dragon: Jake Long

The Buzz On Maggie

Shorty McShorts’ Shorts

Fish Hooks

Wander Over Yonder

Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil

Motorcity

The 7D

Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Two More Eggs

Pickle and Peanut

Future-Worm!

Billy Dilley’s Super-Duper Subterranean Summer

PB&J Otter

Special Agent Oso

Sofia the First

Monsters At Work

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shout out to strangers who see gay people with their partners and just start grinning at them for no reason in particular... you are just one step below obviously gay cashiers who find elaborate ways to subtly compliment us on gay things so that we know they’re gay too

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hey so, as a man who works with other men, here’s a quick relationship tip: if he doesn’t much like cats, that might be just a personal preference. if he hates cats, if he tells you he hates cats as soon as he hears that you have a cat and love your cat, he’s an asshole. he’s telling on himself.  

every guy i’ve ever worked with that makes a point of telling me how much he hates cats as soon as i mention that i have a cat and love my cat, is always someone who is regularly cruel for fun and who laughs in the breakroom about the mean things they do for fun to their girlfriends and children. 

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My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

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