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THE STANLEY PARABLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WOKE. everyone who is like "don't bring politics to tsp!" or "don't make tsp woke" is DUMB AS HELLLLLLL

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you've shrimply failed to consider the clamifications of this activity

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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i find it funny how most fanon designs of tsp characters usually have a really big difference to what they do (probably) look like in canon and then the adventure line is just this

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happy pride month to this absolute faggot and this absolute faggot only

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© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

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I will never understand the hate for grey hairs. Your hair has sliver in it now. You have the color of stars on your hair. You have proof you survived and grew up. You have proof you are living. How is any of this bad?

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Starting a collection

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251024. Amused to death.

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if you came across narrator in the shower he would 1. Be wearing a shower cap and 2. Shriek and hide his breasts

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pomegranate shaped vessel | c. 1100s BCE | egypt, new kingdom, 19th or 20th dynasty

in the newark museum of art collection

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Color theory: there are several colors

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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

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*English man with a mustache in a period drama voice* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN.

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love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity