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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT FOLLOW UP
INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 022505
TYPE: Escape Attempt
FILED: 22/11/20
LAST UPDATED: 22/11/20
REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 022505 TYPE: Escape Attempt FILED: 22/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 22/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT FOLLOW UP
INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 1023192217
TYPE: Containment Breach
FILED: 21/11/20
LAST UPDATED: 21/11/20
REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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Transcript (成績証明書): こんにちわ! アシスタントの「 ひとみ」です。どのようにお手伝いできますか? Romaji (ローマ字): Konnichiwa! Ashisutanto no「 Hitomi 」desu. Dono you ni otetsudai dekimasuka?
Translation (英訳): Hi I’m hitomi, your personal security assistant. How may I help you today?
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No.1023192217 TYPE: Containment Breach FILED: 21/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 21/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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[transcript: *spoken in a cheery voice*: Hi, I’m Hitomi. Your personal security assistant. How may i help you today? ]
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT FOLLOW UP
INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No.221906252310
TYPE: Agent Desertion
FILED: 20/11/20
LAST UPDATED: 20/11/20
REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No.221906252310 TYPE: Agent Desertion FILED: 20/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 20/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT FOLLOW UP
INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 262304080523
TYPE: Confiscation and Intervention
FILED: 19/11/20
LAST UPDATED: 19/11/20
REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 262304080523 TYPE: Confiscation and Intervention FILED: 19/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 19/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT FOLLOW UP
INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 032516080518 TYPE: Confiscation and Intervention FILED: 18/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 18/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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INCIDENT REPORT
CASE: No. 032516080518 TYPE: Confiscation and Intervention FILED: 18/11/20 LAST UPDATED: 18/11/20 REPORT AS TOLD BY: [REDACTED]
REPORT | EVIDENCE | CONCLUSION
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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god, jimmy, mind your own business. “haha sorry about that! i wanted to watch a video that came up on my timeline, but couldn’t find my headphones. turns out they were under the bed.... anyways, tell your girls i said hi!”
He frowns. "I hate to nag, but you could get in serious trouble for that! You know what Better Living says - you should always use your headphones. I make sure my girls do, I raise them to be good, rule-abiding citizens.”
You're poised to leave, used to this BLI-loving spiel from him, but - something in his demeanour changes. “You're just lucky no one else heard ya,” he says. He glances down at the file in your hands and then back up to your face.
“Well then. See you 'round, neighbour. Have a better evening!"
Finally free from that conversation, you rush into your apartment, lock the door behind you, and toss the file onto a desk. It's been a long day - you can read it tomorrow.
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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“so is hitomi easy to install or what?” very casual and chill. the calmest.
“It is!” Jimmy sees your expression and suddenly looks a bit sheepish. “Well, with my level of knowledge at least— I know ye’r not the handiest with tech.” All too soon, his expressions goes back to cheery intrigue. You can almost see the lightbulb over his head, Mousekat style. “Speaking of which, are ye’r headphones broken? Heard voices coming from inside last night, and since ya live alone...”
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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work is work, i really can't complain! i see you've got the new hitomi product
Jimmy’s face lit up immediately, “Sure did!” He smiles at you with a certain pride, “Working tech gave us the chance to do beta testing. Real excited over getting it up and running for real!” He straightens his back and puffs his chest out a bit, as if showing off, “Ya know me, I love keeping up with Better Living. They really do make your life easier.” He sounds genuine. Almost makes the new product sound good. But the memory of that eye graphic is enough to make you feel slightly unsettled. You nod politely, with a slight grimace.
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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I hook my thumbs in my beltloops and lean back in a way that should look comfortable but is really meant to stabilize the file. “Oh, you know, same old grind... I’m hoping to get promoted to supervisor soon. I’ve been in this position for a good few months... but all we can do is wait and see, right?”
“Supervisor?” Jimmy stares at you with wide eyes before smiling widely and chucking slightly, “First year out of collage and ye’r already aiming for that? Kid, ya sure are ambitious!”
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theparadisemotel · 5 years ago
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"Oh, [name]! Yeah, we really haven't seen each other in a while." It feels like the file under my shirt starts getting heavier and a sudden wave of urgency flashes through my body. "Maybe we could start hanging out again? You could come over tomorrow after work. Now is not a good time. I got... uh... stuff to do."
Ah, nonsense! At least tell me how stuff’s been at work for you. Caroline’s been worried, ya know? Last time she saw ya, she said ya looked real tired for someone so young!
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