merlin, agitatedly pacing and gesturing angrily: how am i supposed to navigate my awful confusing ALREADY VERY DIFFICULT quest to protect arthur on his journey to become king when i’m constantly at risk of being found out by uther and his hypocritical tyrannical crusade to purge magic from camelot!
kilgharrah, in a hawaiian shirt, sipping a margarita: have you considered killing him?
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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
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the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad
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craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit
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i love this type of post
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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
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I could use a tropical Pokemon resort right about now...
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I could use a tropical Pokemon resort right about now...
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Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast
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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music
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every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog
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i actually really enjoy winter i don’t mind that it gets dark so early
>completely dark before 5:30
i think being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a person
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