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surprise they actually rebrand to phil and dan

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me trying to remember to talk my friends that i dont see irl (i really like them i just have a hard time remembering to talk to people)

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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

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Today's Seal Is: Grip Him So Greatly

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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me: man I love the aquarium I wonder if any sea creatures would let me pet them

the nefarious stingray:

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Livestream so good I’m making phanart

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It’s actually disgusting that Dan and Phil just keep getting hotter. You cant be happy and rich and in love AND getting hotter. You just can’t. It’s not fair

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friday night am i right brother

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dan fucking wrote "D❤️P" on a plate with ketchup and showed it to a camera AND NO ONE CUT TO THAT CAMERA

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i stretched and nobody went “oo, biiiiig stretch!” and i think this is a crime .

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crazy how it's been years since that airport surfer anecdote and dan has not ONCE been normal about it. the absolute blind hatred plain on his face every time phil brings it up will never not crack me up. once again losing the idgaf war