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Mages when they run out of mana 🤣

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roan of arc,, roan d'aubigny,, or whatever u want!!

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𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕽𝖔𝖆𝖓 🗡️🔥✨ your favourite minstrel’s favourite minstrel.

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Big fan of the culmination of the Inquisitor/Cullen romance being they settle down with a dog somewhere in Ferelden. I enjoy imagining that there's more to their story, and the Trespasser post-credits implies as much, but it's hilarious to imagine like. Oh a nice couple just moved in next door. They're an objectively very normal looking sort of guy with Strong Silent Type vibes and his wife THE INQUISITOR. The HERALD of ANDRASTE. Like oh hello Cullen From Next Door and your lovely wife THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. It's so nice to meet you. Would you like some canapés. No please do not show me the scar where the Ancient Elven God you befriended and then fought cut off your arm.

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The HERO of Ferelden

The CHAMPION of Kirkwall

✨The HERALD of Andraste✨

Rook

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…there’s always someone bent on breaking the world.

... so I slipped and drew Dragon Age again.

Did I have 50 free hours to spend? I didn’t.

Do I have a rekindled obsession with the franchise that formed me as a person and I haven't hoped to get more of? Yup.

Can I spend these 50 hours I didn’t have hyperfixating on my obsession with barely managing to do anything else besides (🤡🤡🤡)?

Oh certainly!!

I have this Dragon Age Artbook that has a tapestry with characters' faces all over the first 2 pages and I was always so in awe and I wanted to do something like that too. I can’t be more hyped, I haven’t hoped after 10 years to have more of this world (that I can talk about 3 hours straight no kidding) and still can’t really believe it please tell me I haven’t dreamed it!!

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I'm sure we'll become great friends in the valley, Chuckles.

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Anyways.

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Thinking about that shrine to Fen’harel in the Exalted Plains and Solas watching Lavellan carefully place a wildflower in the basket as an offering and having to white knuckle his staff pretending to be so fucking normal about it

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I still can’t get over how the author of that Game Informer article for Veilguard wrote in it that he has less than 50 hours in Inquisition and worded it like that was a large amount… baby girl I got 493 hours clocked in that bad boy

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Dragon Age being mostly dormant for a whole decade outside of a few novels, comics and Absolution is so funny because it means there's an entire generation of people who've never heard of it, and are now baffled as to why all their fellow Baldur's Gate 3 fans are 'jumping ship'.

They're not jumping ship, they're going home.

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What if Solas and Lavellan were trapped in the fade together as the most intense form of couple’s therapy? What then?

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Are you ready for the Solas Silverhand experience?

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best comment award

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If I have to choose between sacrificing Lavellan and Solas to save the world .......