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face reveal friday

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Scientist need to stop wasting time searching for a cure for cancer and start working on something that actually matters. Like how to make it possible for this breakfast burrito to get me pregnant
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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pull your boxers down we need to talk.
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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.
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what if skyrim was called freakyrim and they all sucked toes
Sorry, but I think the province you're looking for is called Morrowind.
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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This is the fourth time Israel has attacked the Lebanese capital since the November ceasefire with Hezbollah.
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