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Nicola Coughlan as Penelope Featherington Bridgerton Season 3

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Nicola Coughlan as Penelope Featherington Bridgerton Season 3

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My wife trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning

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My wife trying to sleep in on a Saturday morning

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The iconic height differences

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I'm terribly sorry but WHO gave these two the right to be this beautiful and perfect??!?!

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"She's cooking tea. For us." "I don't do that."

Doctor Who | 1.05 - "World War Three"

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I can't I can't I can't I can't

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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My beautiful gals

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BRIDGERTON (2020 - ) | s02 ep08 'THE VISCOUNT WHO LOVED ME'

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...so this morning i'm at the public pool, done with my laps, putting on makeup for work and there's a woman and a man -- both easily in their 70s -- who obviously don't know each other coming down the stairs, and she has a little trouble with her balance so he goes, "Can I help?" and holds out his hand and she takes it, navigates the steps while holding on to him and talking about the importance of exercise and he deadass breaks out the "Come here often?" to which she says, "Yes, but some mornings it would be nicer to stay in bed" while batting her lashes at him, and it was such God Tier Flirting that it reaffirmed my entire faith in humanity.

YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A MEET CUTE.

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A fic where Percy travels dimensions and meets greek!myth Poseidon and Percy is on edge around him and he can't really figure out why? And then he sees greek!myth Poseidon angry and maybe tries to intervene and then greek!myth Poseidon roughs him up a little maybe physically or emotionally for interfering and then its at that moment Percy realizes that oh. oh no. we may look alike and i may have your powers but you are NOT my dad.

And then Percy is transported back to his dimension with his dad pjo Poseidon and maybe he's a little bruised and wary around his dad b/c of Gabe trauma/greek myth Poseidon trauma or maybe its the polar opposite and he goes and hugs his dad for a good 5 minutes straight like, 'thank you for being so good to me; i know how easy it would be for you not to be.'

Then when pjo Poseidon finds out how greek myth Poseidon treated Percy he's angry and sad and heartbroken about it because that's Percy! his baby! his fav child! He cries a lil inside and is extra gentle around Percy.

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I'm terribly sorry but WHO gave these two the right to be this beautiful and perfect??!?!

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"She's cooking tea. For us." "I don't do that."

Doctor Who | 1.05 - "World War Three"

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I can't I can't I can't I can't