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Shoutout to @kristarita for bringing me one step closer to my life long dream of being Mr. Monopoly #mugstache

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"Holy shit." - Buddy #bigdogs #mypic

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Timeflies & Chiddy Bang 💕 #Monday

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Thanks to this beautiful day, and in turn fantastic lighting, I spent the entire morning taking pictures of my eye 📷

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Thanks to this beautiful day, and in turn fantastic lighting, I spent the entire morning taking pictures of my eye 📷

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LET ME LOVE YOU

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flash?! i aint never seen shit like this befoe

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the chair was like nah, I'M gonna sit on YOU

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inspecting the condom band-aid.. everything seems to check out 

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The Philly cab driver probably saved a life that night, that hot dog was in no condition to drive itself home 

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keep your friends close but keep your burnett's closer

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party with sluts

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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parties with go-gurt

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i know you want dis DIHH

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looks like ya got shanked at the bar

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after the bar, condoms and bandaids become interchangeable 

(attempting to roll a condom over that cut.)