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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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Source: carmen_emay_ on threads

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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this is everything to me 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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-gently takes Elder Scrolls perfume girlies by the hand-

Honey. The male Princes do not smell like something you got at Lush.

Hircine is a hypermasculine woods-dwelling hunter-god manbeast. He smells like wet dog and unwashed jockstrap at best. If you're lucky, there's no eu de deer-in-rut mixed in. (piss. stags in rut roll in their own piss to attract the does. hircine smells like his own piss if he likes you)

Malacath smells like a gym.

Sanguine smells like cheap perfume and sex and spilled wine and beer and poppers. He makes it smell good, somehow, but still.

Hermaeus Mora smells like musty paper and fish and vinegar and the ocean.

Sheogorath, now Sheogorath might smell like something from Lush, if he's in a Manic phase. It'll change smell at random every few seconds, but it'll smell like perfume. If you're really unlucky, it'll hypnotize you like one of those weird pheremone fetish artworks/ Joker gas.

Molag Bal smells like old blood and rust.

Jyggalag doesn't smell like anything.

Peryite smells like reptile and puke. I love him, but he does.

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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"

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i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.

This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!