C.gender: fukt. body: bunk. thumb: green. Neach-ionnsachaidh na Gàidhlig.They/them; iad/iadsan
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every girl should have a terrace or a balcony or a sprawling secret garden hidden from the outside world but containing beautiful mysteries and hidden worlds but we don't and that's why the world is going to hell in a handbasket
#I have a little dream that one day me & 🧚♀️ live in a little cottage together and rewild a block of land it's on#this is exactly the sort of place we'd create in there i swear#(the closest we'd get is if my aunty dies and her farm doesnt go to any descendants (has none) and i could somehow wrangle inheriting it-#and my dream has been chat w ngunnawal mob & see if there's a way we could help rewild the property#& have open access to the land & involvement w that local community. it's only small and i would never be first in line but a nice dream)#anyway soz nice post OP i agree
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“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.
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i am slowly collecting older cis ladies with queer energy who ask me to do little tasks for them and pay me a little sum in return, i feel like a genderfucked, less muscly version of a like, hire a hubby service
today i transported and installed a mini dishwasher for a lady who gave me $50 and told me to come to her meal service for free food :)
#and they're always shocked when i tell them i'm not in my twenties lmao#i hope A is doing well she hasn't needed help getting to her appointments in like a month!#A is convinced i'm not from earth but in a way i can tell is really wondrous and exhilarating for her rather than just 'yr not normal' lol#she's delightful#me#ramble#(PS AU$50 is like US$30 and might pay for one takeaway meal for me & my gf)
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it turns out a lot of people are actually on the same page about whether or not they'd work if they didn't have to earn money, we just all seem to have wildly different definitions of what counts as work. i'll see one person say "of course i would, i'd still want to create art and volunteer in my local community" and another say "hell no i wouldn't, i'd quit work and just create art and volunteer in my local community" and then they look at eachother like they said something incomprehensible.
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we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone
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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else
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I do yes, thank u duolingo. it is one forty-seven in the morning. hope this helps.
#it stopped sending these for so long what happened#me#ramble#image described#i think i'm on day 1655 or so of my streak - i'm losing steam somewhat tho esp after i let the subscription lapse
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youtube
Ahhhhhh???
#quite literally vibrating about this aaaaaaaaaaaaa#!!!!!!!#undescribed#(it's a trailer for a new walking with dinosaurs series!!!!)
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those
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Discord servers are outside of my natural habitat so I'm never sure of what to do when I'm in one
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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ID: four zines, titled “transfem diy hrt,” “transmasc diy hrt,” “diy hrt,” and “psych wards keep us safe, and seven other myths about psychiatric incarceration.
zines for tomorrow!!
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