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Having your ex husband give you away at your second wedding

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I really wish as a published author that I could claim this was staged.

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When you are a kid, you can’t wait for your teeth to fall out but as you grow older it becomes your worst nightmare.

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you know that feeling you get when you’ve just showered and you crawl into a soft bed with clean sheets and you just feel safe and calm? that’s how I want my heart to feel

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OK idea:

message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there

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cuties

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Goddamn it. 

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Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

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parks and recreation + text posts | 1/?

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you: candle in the wind, elton john

me, an intellectual: 5000 candles in the wind, andy dwyer

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that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

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‘Don’t you dare’ sounds normal, but 'do not you dare’ sounds weird to say.

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best of friends ♡ “I wish I could, but I don’t want to”