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I said to the trainers, "What's the longest swordfight in film history?" and they said, "Eleven or twelve minutes." And I said, "Let's beat it." Which we did, so I'm kind of proud of that. - Cary Elwes

The Princess Bride (1987)

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2am. quit midway through jerking off because my heart wasn't in it.

2:30 am. the seams of my drywall weep. the begging never ceases. the crying never ceases. i can hear you inside my head. oh God, why are you in my head? anywhere would be better than in here. you could be anywhere better but you chose this place. you chose this time. the floors are flooding and i chose it

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any professor that doesn't make their assignment due at midnight will not see the gates of heaven. im so serious dude, i will make sure of it.

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Never give this site money

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hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

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absolutely in love with the idea of wendy's introducing dynamic pricing. i think they should introduce time share lunch next, where for a reduced price you can eat a burger that has been partially consumed by someone else. i also think that the soft drink dispenser should have gacha game mechanics instead of letting you autonomously select your beverage and should make moaning noises when releasing it into your cup.

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i deserve to have every vst

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This had me literally laughing out loud while trying to focus during work today

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i wish Microsoft Word had a feature where i could take these little words and then put them into a bubble of some sort. i could hide the bubble, let it float around, and even pop the bubble. id like to pop the bubble and experience the rush of ending these words forever. these sentences, even paragraphs at times, are experiencing birth and at my hands they should be experiencing a glorious death. these are paragraphs no one has ever written before, and they deserve something better than to be coldly deleted, or cut, or discarded in some folder. a true disposal. a bubble that i can pop

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