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SHut UP BELLA Hadid does not look like ted cruz wtf

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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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me, driving down the road: I am so much happier now that I'm dead. Technically, missing. Soon to be presumed dead. Gone. And my lying, cheating, obvlivious--

my driving instructor: please stop doing that

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Not to spoil the eclipse for everyone tomorrow but Bella chooses Edward

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When art blossoms in spring.

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I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

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Playtime! This assignment was so much fun. 

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Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

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You ever listen to a song with backing vocals that sound so uncannily like your parents calling your name that you instinctually take off your headphones to check?

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buzzfeed articles talk about tumblr all the time as if the buzzfeed contributors are anthropologists observing us in our natural habitat

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me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

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people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake