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.... you know what fuck you. I'm going to something worse then borrowing your shitty phone.

i what now

oh my god that’s what you- holy shit i put those backgrounds there so you’d stop stealing my phone you stupid fuck

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....I see. Good going there, you.

We'd need a fucking priest and a miracle to fix that up and Christ knows we're not in good standings with his dad, now are we?

Oh well, I suppose it's a decent enough room to things we really don't like into. Who knows, whatever gets tossed in there might just walk out and make a decent servant.

IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE

MY INNER STOMACH GOT EXPOSED. FUCKED THE PLACE RIGHT UP HASN’T SHOWN ANY SIGNS OF BECOMING UN-FUCKED SO IT’S EASIER TO JUST BLOCK THE AREA OFF AND IGNORE IT

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What? No, I don't care if you screw guys.

I'm talking about how you like the idea of fucking rats.

uh wow

if me being open to doing guys freaks you out i have some bad news about Boss for you

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What the is it that you did to that place exactly? It fucking reeks of you and I haven't even set foot in it.

I mean moreso then the rest of the mall.

P.S. TO THE HELLHOUND I SAW YOU TALKING TO MY DRAGON. FEEL FREE TO VISIT THE MALL JUST DON’T TAKE ANYTHING YOU AIN’T OFFERED OR GO IN THE ROOM WITH THE BIG “X” ON THE DOOR

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I’m happy for me too.

No more accidentally coming across your horrible, abomination-against-nature sexual preferences.

if this means no more stealing my phone then i can honestly say i am happy for you

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Maybe, who knows. You could ask the guy about it yourself if you'd like. I don't really care, I just took his laptop and brought him back to the mall.

WELL LOOK WHO ACTUALLY MADE A BLOG

FANTASTIC. MAYBE THEY HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT WE CAN PILFER. ORDERING PIZZA IS FUCKING HARD WHEN ALL YOUR MONEY IS IN THE FORM OF “DRACONIC HOARD”

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#I know I'm supposed to be mad but I can't really react at all tbh

Why be mad at your superior pointing out the situation for what it is?

Tell me your location, feathery lizard. I wish to lay on your back while blogging.

Also in a change of topic, have you seen Lyric today? I'm assuming she's either been causing trouble on her own or spending her time with you or.... that human Sinclair. Ugh. Please tell me she's been with you.

did you just—

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Oh look it's the chicken sandwich stuffed with pork. I humbly thank you for your valueless two cents. I was afraid I'd have to scrape the bottom of the water fountain for those algae covered trinkets.

I knew you’d do it eventually.

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Hey boss, I did a less low profile job today. Brought in some human that wasn't just a homeless nobody. Instead it was a nobody living all alone.

I stole his computer and made a blog.