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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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little life update because if i don’t tell people on the internet every aspect of my life then i will explode ❤️

in typical juni p. pragmatist news, back in the horpital (i’m fine, the tests are reassuring, let us all join hands and pray to the yaoi gods that this won’t be another 10-30 day stay 🙏🏻)

but in bigger news, one of my doctors from last time just saw that i was admitted and came to the lounge i’ve been tossed in to show me pictures of the eclipse she took through her telescope…looked like big cheese…big cheese from the cheez-its commercial. social worker came to check on me and left me with origami papers. my primary care doctor showed up with her hands fanned out in confusion. i have the same nurses as last time. the mashed potatoes are simply microwaved potatoes poorly mashed with fork.

no conclusion to this word vomit, running on three hours of sleep cobbled together in a hallway ❤️

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The beast has been given broccoli, thank you for supporting trans reptile women (however it's raining so she's sleeping & chose not to comment)

all hail the beast, devourer of worlds!!!

angus beef chalupa, trans man extraordinaire, sends his regards 🙏🏻 (ignore how messy his tank is. this is mid feeding frenzy)

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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.

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ianto jones you will always be a little bit cringefail to me <3

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I don't want you to die. Alex Rider, S03E05 - Revenge

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

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The idea of english as a mother tongue is so strange to me, in my head english is how ppl communicate when there's no way in common to communicate, so english as a mother tongue sounds a bit like idk email as a mother tongue ykwim? Like english to me feels like the stuff that's used to fill the empty spaces between languages

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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every year we have to say it

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“quit letting him bite you” well why ever would i do that. He needs enrichment. love

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”