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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: yeah, come over please?

PENNY: alright, smythe. i'm gonna hold you to that. ♥

PENNY: sounds about right. that was a really good night.

STÉ: On my way princess.

STÉ: I’m already planning.

STÉ: It was. I think... we can do better though. ;)

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You’re right, I do. It’s miraculous really. Especially since I asked her to come to France with me and then ghosted her. Like a moron. . I also did know I am a sap. I mean I have to be. I have like.... both mine and Sebastian’s amount of sap. Maybe it was or maybe you just need to take a tiny risk and something amazing is right around the corner where you least expect it Sis!

theprofessorsmythe​: 

I’d volunteer to help you find some romance, but one, I suck at it myself.  (I still have no idea how I really managed to land and keep Penny but I say thank you often.) And secondly I’m your brother and maybe helping your sister find romance is not the most appropriate.  However, I do want you to find someone and be happy with them.  So you have someone to watch romantic or Hallmark movies with.

You don’t suck at it as you have a pretty fantastic girlfriend, just saying. You’re a sap, you know that? An absolute sap. I don’t even need them to watch romantic or Hallmark movies with me - it’ll happen when it happens. Maybe the fortune cookie was wrong and that’s okay.

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📱Belle ↔️ Sté

KENNA: Good. I'm proud of you.

KENNA: YOU GHOSTED HER, SWEETHEART. THAT'S WHAT YOU DID.

KENNA: Alright, I will but you gotta let me come over and see you in order to plan. Tell me whenever you're available and I'll be there.

KENNA: I love you, btw.

STÉ: Thanks.

STÉ: But I asked her first.....

STÉ: Anytime but next Wednesday. It’s our 4 month anniversary.

STÉ: I love you too Belle.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: I think we need another night like that, you owe me. Hmm, for you babe? Yes.

PENNY: I wouldn't change anything though.

PENNY: I'm glad you stayed, I didn't want you to go.

STÉ: Anything for you. I could come over now.

STÉ: Me either.

STÉ: I guess that was the big sign.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: Feels like it happened just yesterday.

PENNY: Yup, that it does. We'll have to do something real nice, plus remember you owe me a date mister.

PENNY: Mine too. Who knew singing together would have lead us to here?

STÉ: It kind of does.

STÉ: I think I owe you a lot of dates, honestly. But those nights for sure. So next Wednesday, the 29th...are you free?

STÉ: I definitely didn't. I did not expect anything beyond the singing when I went over.

STÉ: I'm glad you let me stay.

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beasmythe​:

It is kind of a guilty pleasure but I love fortune cookies - so much so that I buy them in bulk at the store so I don’t have to continually order Chinese food. Today’s fortune reads: “Romance moves you in a new direction.”. What I have to say to that is…huh? Romance? This girl does not have any romance in the current moment. Lord, help me - the closest I get to romance is binge watching romantic comedies or Hallmark movies (which I do more than you realize). 

I’d volunteer to help you find some romance, but one, I suck at it myself.  (I still have no idea how I really managed to land and keep Penny but I say thank you often.) And secondly I’m your brother and maybe helping your sister find romance is not the most appropriate.  However, I do want you to find someone and be happy with them.  So you have someone to watch romantic or Hallmark movies with.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: Well, I've been yours for the past four months. Crazy how fast it's going, huh?

STÉ: It is kind of crazy.

STÉ: 4 months on the 29th. Which means 2 days before my birthday which coincides with your favorite holiday, it will have been 7 months since that night.

STÉ: One of the best nights of my life honestly.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

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PENNY: I'm kidding, my body count isn't /that/ high.

STÉ: Oh, I'm glad! I was feeling very inexperienced.

STÉ: A number is just a number. I think all that matters is who you're with now, and who you're with last in the big picture.

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📱Stella ↔️ Sté

STELLA: Oh my god, you are SO LUCKY I’m related to Matt and get that reference, 😂

STELLA: Oh snap, the dogs are toting liquor? I approve of this rescue tactic.

STELLA: (I also know nothing about brandy, but could I interest you in a nice tequila shot?)

STÉ: I would have complained and questioned his effectiveness in pop culture reference teachings.

STÉ: Right? This is spot on.

STÉ: Oh, I get MESSY with tequila. It's not pretty.

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📱Belle ↔️ Sté

KENNA: Let me know whenever you do, okay?

KENNA: STÉPHANE.

KENNA: I swear. You gotta take girl tips from me or something to help you out, sweetheart.

KENNA: You're not a dolt.

STÉ: I will. I did.

STÉ: WHAT? It's more fun to travel with someone. And why not my girlfriend?

STÉ: Alright, you're hired. Please help. It's only fair since you've basically be the girl in my life since I moved here.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: Yeah, I wanna see my boyfriend. I missed him.

PENNY: You're adorable.

STÉ: He missed you too. So much.

STÉ: 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: So are nursery rhymes if you really analyze them. “Ring Around the Rosie” refers to the 1665 Great Plague of London. Depending on whom you ask, “London Bridge is Falling Down” could be about a 1014 Viking attack, child sacrifice, or the normal deterioration of an old bridge. I'd say Rosie is the most infamous.

PENNY: That aside, since you're not using crutches or a cane anymore - you should come see me.

STÉ: Oh wow.

STÉ: Yeah? I was hoping you'd say that.

STÉ: Hey Penny? You're really great. And I'm really lucky.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: Pinky promise?

STÉ: Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.

STÉ: Wow... that's really dark for kids.

STÉ: So guess who isn't using crutches, or a cane anymore, and only has to wear the brace when he's walking lots?

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: I do like how different we are, but still if you're feeling like a sad boy, try and talk to me. Don't ignore me. I wasn't the only one worried about you, Kenna was worried too.

PENNY: Good to know.

STÉ: I know.

STÉ: I won't ignore you or ghost you again.

STÉ: I'll tell you.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: You don't always have to be the sunshine guy. I'm not always a ray of sunshine and I don't expect you to be that person 100% of the time.

PENNY: Yes, I still like you. You still like me?

STÉ: But I know you like the ways we're different. However, I will keep that in mind so it doesn't happen again.

STÉ: Very much so.

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: I forgive you. I'm still mad at you, but I forgive you.

PENNY: If that was the case, why not talk to me? I didn't know you were feeling like this. I know I'm not always great at advice but I'm still a good listener.

STÉ: I don't blame you.

STÉ: I'm not used to not being the sunshine boy. I didn't want you thinking your boyfriend was a sadboi.

STÉ: Are we... still dating? Do you still like me?

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📱👑Penny 🌻 ↔️ Sté

PENNY: Hi.

PENNY: Sure. It'd be fitting since you did ghost me.

PENNY: For a month, right?

PENNY: Good to know you're fine though.

STÉ: Hi.

STÉ: I know. I'm sorry.

STÉ: And I had that virus before that, so it probably feels like longer.

STÉ: I'm a jerk. I mean, I am physically. I kind of got in a funk. Physio wasn't going great. Sebastian left town. Not that any of that is an excuse.

STÉ: How have you been?