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*Jingles keys at you*

"What is this? I'm not five-"

{5 minutes later, Harley is watching the keys getting jingle around}

"I MUST HAVE THESE KEYS FOR MY COLLECTION!!!"

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*Pickle attack*

{Harley runs for the hills}

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Do you know Edwin? I heard he made the Mimic. He said that it was difficult to put the pieces together

"I'm scared of this thing....Yet interested in it at the same time."

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That's not the point. *continues the impossible noms*

"STOP BITING MY ARM!!!"

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You have a beuaetiful weed eye ♡♡♡♡

{Harley looks confused}

"What? Uh thank you?"

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(Joseph looks at Harley)

My name is Joseph.. even though I’m a girl. I’m your future adopted daughter. Can you remember anything? Do you need or want anything?

(She gently rubs his head)

{Kid Harley looks around}

"Oh, no I don't."

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Pssst! I wanna tell you a secret!

Jenny👍

{Harley looks curious}

"Oh, I'm listening! Please do tell!"

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{Harley blushes alot}

"Heh, you are too. I swear even if my brain is in a tank and my memory is fuzzy. I can still remember the day we met clear as day."

Leopard Eclipse: Mhh Intresting...Seems like the vote is full on yes because people want us...To be official!

{Harley seems shocked}

"Like a couple?"

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"Hm, I see. Well that sheep should not be threat to him. She only eat plants, her teeth aren't like that shark, bird or Catnap."

“Doctow, doctow! I found anothew new fwiend!” She held up a dogday plushie

{Harley looks surprised}

"Oh! You found a doyday pushie! What's this little guy name?"

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Biting you makes my world go round. Dunno why. Soooo... Yeah. Yum yum. *continues nibbling on him*

{Harley looks unimpressed}

"How are your teeth not breaking like in a cartoon? I'm literally made out of metal!"

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So Harley I gotta ask what is your relationship with mommy long legs?

{Harley thinks for a moment}

"Well, It's more of creator and creation relationship. She will do anything she is told by me. I created Mommy Long Legs after all, well not the toy, the experiment of course."

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*holds the door to Harley's room and sighs*

...I hope this time they didn't turn Harley into anything...

*opens the door and looks at the child Harley*

...me and my big mouth...

*approaches him*

Uh...hey, kid. I know everything is confusing right now, but I want you to know that everything is going to be okay.

I'm just going to stay here in this room with you to distract you until we know where you live, okay?

-🃏

{Kid Harley quickly hides behind a table, he seems scared}

"STRANGER DANGER!"

{Kid Harley looks scared with a side of confused now}

"Who are you?!"

{Kid Harley has tears in his eyes}

"What is this place?! Where is Mommy and daddy?! WHERE IS MR. LUGWIG?!"

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(Joseph enters the room)

Papa have you seen the Omni hand I-

(Notices Kid Harley)

What the hell?

{Kid Harley looks a him, he blinks a few times}

"Who are you? What's the Omni hand?"

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Pffft, thanks.

*grabs his hand and stands up*

...

*gives him a noogie*

Heheheheh! You think I gave up on doing this!?

-🃏

{Harley shakes his head}

"No no no! Of course not! I never doubt you for a second, Friend."

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...PFFFFT-

*laughs*

O-Oh, God! You...chased your own tail????

*hugs my belly while laughing*

Harley, you're a genius, but I have to admit...you can be pretty stupid sometimes.

*giggles*

-🃏

{Harley covers his face in embarrassment}

"I GOT TOO CURIOUS FOR MY OWN GOOD!!!"

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Uh...

*walks over to him and puts his hand on his shoulder as he bangs his head against the wall*

Look...I know it's stressful knowing that Leith is going to put White in an area where you were better than him, but...don't worry about it.

White, unlike you, has a limited mind, while you have a mind that's much bigger than his and everyone else who works here.

Now, uh...stop banging your screen against the wall, you'll damage both it and yourself.

-🃏

{Harley chuckles}

"Yeah, yeah you are right. White likes to play safe, he always a rule guy."

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*Puts you in a maid outfit then disappearing to the void*

{Harley blushes from embarrassment}

"WHAT THE?! GET THIS OFF ME!!! I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE! NOT A CLEANER!"