theprogressdoctor
theprogressdoctor
The Doctor
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49 years old } Male } The former Head of Special Projects at Playtime Co. } The Former Originator Of Bigger Bodies Initiative
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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"Huh, that's quite interesting..."
{Audrey seems to be sleeping deeply, making soft purring noises with Yarnaby while Winona is just there, coffee in hand with gloves on.}
"When I touch things, they lose color. I found that out when I touched one of your vessels and turned it black and white. So, I need gloves before I can touch anything." Winona says.
{Harley looks shocked}
"W-What? How is that possible? I have never heard anyone turning anything into black and white..."
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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"IT IS!"
STOP GIVING YARNABY WEED (Catnip)!!!
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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"NO!!!!"
STOP GIVING YARNABY WEED (Catnip)!!!
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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"He did?"
I just got reminded of how much I hated Rich's guts.
That man was too nosy for his own good.
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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Eddie WON'T stop singing "Never going to give you up"
SOMEONE SHUT THIS MAN UP!!!
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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Hello again! It's the bug collecting anon! And I found some more dried butterflies (and moth) on the streets!
...what can I do with it other than pinning it? It's piling up on my desk and catching dust lol
Also have I shown you the atlas moth I got yet?? I forgot honestly</3
-🌱
{Harley nods}
"I can't remember if you have so yeah I think you haven't shown me."
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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*holds Frog Harley with both hande, and then looks at him*
Pffft, you look really squishable like this, to be honest.
*kisses his cheek*
There, you missed recieving platonic kisses, right?
-🃏
{Frog Harley nods}
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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*sighs*
I swear, those magic people are getting smarter everyday...
*starts adjusting his chest wires on the right places*
This will take a loooong time...I literally have to see every wire of your body.
-🃏
{Harley groans}
"Why am I not suprised?...I hate this..."
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theprogressdoctor · 7 hours ago
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"Oooh, I remember now! So that cat annoys you? Why am I not suprised?"
Ooc: thank you! I genuinely forgot who you were talking about for a moment 😅
Ehi tv guy I have an account now! >:) and yeah I’m back!
@thechihuahuafromthe90show
-Ren
{Harley groans, he seems annoyed}
"Get out my lab...You caused me so much grief..."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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*giggles*
No, no, my grandpa friend, this isn't magic, that's...
*raises my hand, making a dramatic gesture*
Technology...
*puts my hand in my pocket*
So...did you understand atleast a bit of how this message feature works?
-🃏
{Harley looks suprised}
"Huh? I see, I remember that I had to wait hours for a bloody email to send and I kept staring at the screen waiting for it to send. I had Stella coming into my office and asking me if I'm okay. I swear many of the coworkers who had to visit my office thought I was insane."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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"Anon cat? Huh? I'm so confused..."
Ehi tv guy I have an account now! >:) and yeah I’m back!
@thechihuahuafromthe90show
-Ren
{Harley groans, he seems annoyed}
"Get out my lab...You caused me so much grief..."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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"You missing your husband or something?"
"doctor"
@ms-spider-ludwig
{Harley looks suprised, he crosses her arms}
"Ah, Mrs Ludwig. Can I help you?"
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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*Casually just slaps you with random CRK edit and then disappears out of existence*
https://youtube.com/shorts/EuGY5mOqKTA?si=RhLNam9BX3W1la0p
{Harley looks at the edit}
"I kinda want to eat the cookie now..."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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"Why did you put a cat emoji instead of cat?"
Ehi tv guy I have an account now! >:) and yeah I’m back!
@thechihuahuafromthe90show
-Ren
{Harley groans, he seems annoyed}
"Get out my lab...You caused me so much grief..."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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"I don't know!"
”why are my coworkers calling me Simon? Don’t they know this is a costume?”
{Harley shakes his head}
"Because you look like Simon in that costume..."
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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"This is just my luck, isn't it?..."
(smh while looking at the scattered pieces of doctor Harley Sawyer all over the ground)
I honestly didn't think that torpedoes would attack an abandoned toy factory. Let alone frequently. Oh well (pulls out a tool box)
A few hours later
(Doctor Sawyer is fixed up and running) Here you go doc. Good as new
{Harley groans}
"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT TORPEDOES COME FROM?!"
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theprogressdoctor · 8 hours ago
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I'm going to rob the factory! And I'm taking Yarnaby with me!
"STOP.TRYING.TO.STEAL.MY.PET!"
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