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Aragorn: *kicks the helmet in his grief and rage*

Woman isekai'd to Middle Earth: you know in the movie, the actor who plays Aragorn, Viggo Mortensen, kicked that helmet spontaneously and broke two of his toes. The scream was a scream of pain rather than grief. The costume department would have brought him steal toed boots and saved him the trouble if he'd just mentioned the idea to the director.

Legolas: you say such strange, and frightening incomprehensible things. Some times I question the truth of the reality around me.

Woman: You and me both, brother.

Gimli: well, did you break your toes Aragorn?

Aragorn: *staring into space, trying to decide if his toes are broken, or if the pain is dull enough, and whether it was his own free will or the acts of some cosmic puppet master sharing his face from realms unreachable* ...no...

Boromir: So does this mean we have diverged from the pathway as you have known it? Have we lost the hobbits then?

Woman: Honey, I didn't wanna say anything and like freak you out but, we diverged from the pathways when I took an arrow for you and you kept breathing- and dont even think about sacrificing yourselfs to return to "the paths" I can already see you thinking about it. Thats not how it works, and I've been in love with you since I was six. We're getting married when this over and you're not allowed to be late.

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PLEASE WITH THE COMING SOCIALIST WAVE IN AMERICA CAN WE REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO BE PRO-GUN FUCKING CHRIST PLEASE

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Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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1916/17 Matchless-Vickers Machine Gun Motorcycle

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It's wild that the latest 'this is making fun of you ackshually' just happens to be from SNL. Walton Goggins goes hard in that founding fathers bit

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I'm in tears

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Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

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Gonna join a band

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headline from the nature briefing today / Map of the World, seperis

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im gods weakest faggot