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Can... Can WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY CHRIS IS IN DEATH ISLAND???

LIKE OUGHHH

his features look softer to his village model and I'm in live with it like please le time kiss this middle aged man all over his gorgeous face and feel his stubble on my lips ☹️

Hgkkk he's so husband I want him like PLEASE FUCK ME SIR OH MY GOD HIT ME WITH THE EYE CONTACT AND HAND HOLDING OHMYGOSHHH

Live laugh love him in death island he looks like such a soft sweetie ughhh

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> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

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Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

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CHRIS REFIELD & ETHAN WINTERS resident evil village, 2021

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1/4 I haven't drawn my boys for a long time I miss them 🥰

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Life is rough so I'm indulging two special interests at once...

Resident Evil Characters and What Their Partner Pokémon Would Be

(Note: Some are more fleshed out than others, and this isn't their ace, this is their emotional support partner pokemon. Edit: I made this at 12 in the morning and it shows. I did some polishing.)

Chris Redfield:

Lucario!

A pokémon known for a strong sense of justice and being very picky about it's trainer.

They met while Chris was in S.T.A.R.S. and while the lucario was still a riolu. Chris helped him out and took him in when the riolu was abandoned. It takes high friendship to evolve one, and the union between these two is strong.

Lucario actually evolved during the Mansion Incident, protecting Chris when he got knocked down.

From henceforth, the two are found side by side, upholding justice and protecting the weak. Whenever the other doesn't feel strong enough to continue, the other reminds them how strong they really are.

Jill Valentine:

Absol!

Absols live in the mountains and can sense when danger is about to occur sooooo...

They met at the Spencer Mansion. He was trying to warn them of everything going on (and had tried to save some of the murder victims) but stuck around to help Jill survive the mansion.

He was also essential to her survival in Raccoon City, and helped her avoid Nemesis once or twice.

Jill had her pokeballs on her when her and Wesker took that swan dive, but upon arrival to Africa, he had disappeared.

He knew something was wrong and looked over her from afar, but they were reunited when Jill was escaping with Josh and plan to stay that way from now on.

While she's had other pokemon for longer, the bond between these two is formidable and they are always in sync.

Claire Redfield:

Alolan Ninetails!

I do think regular ninetails could work as well, however Alolan Ninetails are known to be more protective of vulpix and guide people in distress (even if it is for slightly selfish reasons).

Maybe Chris got her an Alolan vulpix to help Claire emotionally, maybe they stumbled upon each other. I haven't quite got an idea as for how these two met, but they match each others vibes perfectly.

If Claire is mad at something, she's mad at it too, and vice versa, and I fucking dare you to hurt someone under their protection. It's a death sentence.

Claire's house is always cold as shit, since she's got a fancy fox to keep comfortable, but she doesn't mind it at all. The price to pay to keep her best friend comfortable.

Leon Kennedy:

Dusk form Lycanroc!

A combination of the loyal and calm demeanor of the Midday form and the battling spirit of the Midnight form, he works with our favorite dog special agent.

Where the two met, I'm unsure, but his rockruff evolved into a dusk form lycanroc the dawn after the Raccoon City incident. (My game is broken so I don't know when that would be)

Both move with expert precision, taking out foes quickly and efficiently. They are good at what they do, and no matter what the situation may be, they always have each other's back. (The idea of this little guy biting Ramone's ankle has me rolling with laughter.)

When Leon was going through the worst of the worst, drinking till morning, and hardly taking care of himself, his little buddy was with him the whole way. There would be times where, in an attempt to soothe and keep him from drinking anymore, lycanroc would curl up in Leon's lap and rest his head on Leon's shoulder. Leon cries like this often.

When Leon starts getting better, there is no creature on this Earth happier than his lycanroc.

Great now I'm emotional.

Rebecca Chambers:

Audino!

A healer, but they still put up a fight. Perfectly describes both.

Audino's ear tendril things work like stethoscopes and can sense a pokémon's feelings and condition, so she probably picked one up for her time as a medic on S.T.A.R.S. and the two became like peas in a pod.

Even when Rebecca worked as a virologist, the audino was a huge help, even if it was just holding pens or watching a stopwatch.

I feel like Rebecca would rubber duck her audino a lot, AKA talk and talk and talk at the audino until she came to a solution.

Imagining the scene in Death Island where Rebecca give's everyone the vaccine and the audino uses it's feelers to check up on everyone afterwards makes my heart weak.

They just want to help people so bad.

Ashley Graham:

Lampent!

Hear me out.

Hear me out.

Hear me out.

Ashley at home probably had something like a glameow, but it was probably more spoiled than she was, and not great at connecting emotionally. They are cowardly and probably ran when Ashley was yoinked.

Somewhere along the way to the castle in Spain, however, she found a litwick stuck in the rain and brought it into the castle for safety. They parted ways with it, but the litwick didn't forget her.

When Ashley gets separated from Leon and has to face the knights on her own, it's not the lantern she finds, but the now evolved lampent, who does everything in her power to make sure Ashley feels safe.

The lampent isn't stunning the knights so much as it's just draining their souls.

When Ashley get's taken again after this segment, she spends the rest of the time trying to reunite with her. They do meet back up at Luis' lab, where Ashley takes a stray pokeball and officially becomes the lampent's trainer.

Was Ashley's dad impressed? Probably not. But this thing saved his daughter, and that means something damnit.

Idk, something about her having a spooky pokémon she befriended due to the power of friendship.

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I have so many thoughts on this idea, and this isn't even everyone I've thought of, just the big ones.

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what is their favourite sexual act?

do they indulge in masturbation or personal fantasies? / for becca :)

DEPRAVITY under the cut

1. Edging, but only when she’s in charge. Her favorite thing to do is put her hand down her partner’s pants while they’re watching a movie, or otherwise preoccupied, and get them as close to cumming as possible before retracting her hand. Sometimes she leaves the room and comes back later, but most of the time she whispers for them to beg. Either on their knees or on the bed, she doesn’t care, as long as it’s convincing and they’re good girls/boys about it.

2. Yes. When she’s out of town and can’t sleep she’ll masturbate to relieve stress. She always has a bullet vibrator on her at all times. You never know when the mood :tm: will strike! Most of the time she fantasizes about who she’s with, but if she’s single she’ll be thinking of the last attractive stranger she passed on the street, or in the grocery store, or even, on rare occasions, a coworker!

ANSWERED // @squarecranks

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Chambertine Time!

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Like mother, like daughter

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Jill Valentine. One of my favorite characters in the game. I drew this fanart of a tired Jill.

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things gonna get messy

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In RE7 there's this whole mystery about Mia hiding something from Ethan, and he's totally suspicious of that and asks her to explain whenever he gets the chance, and at the end of the game we find out that her secret is that she was a BIOTERRORIST but the narrative is so committed to not addressesing the moral implications of Any Of That, that Ethan doesn't even FIND OUT and Mia is once again relegated to the " fake-out fridged wife/damsel in distress" role in the next game. Hello girl you are responsible for atrocities??????

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Royal AU Sherry!! My shayla...

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