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THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD
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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art
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Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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