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netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

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I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

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thanks

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today my professor shortened the term “significant others” to “signifs” reblog to make signif the new gender neutral term for the person you’re dating

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When you see someone flirting under bae’s pictures

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when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

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i love twitter

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headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

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im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

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Maybe insomnia happens when someone else is dreaming about you. Your dream-self is just busy.

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tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

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famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them

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remember the start of season 1 when everything was ok