thequeerdeer

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Hey y'all mind if I... *rearranges your genome to better suit my wants and needs*

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pour one out

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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real

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

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I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

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you look like scooped from a jar

you look like two scoops from a jar of something.

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ECONONY......

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gotta blast

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steam used to mean water in the air now it means games. how far weve fallen

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Tommy neglected to inform me about the body