i love it when gibbons sit down and fold in on themselves. very polite
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a friend helped with this but talking animal book alignment chart?
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My Parents Didn’t Monitor What I Watched Growing Up Adult Swim cartoons edition
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I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
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driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.
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obsessed with ian mckellens really good pinterest
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Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys
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PALETTE: Bambisexual
MONSTER: A soft and cuddly doe. This monster gets easily spooked, and might run away when she first meets you. You might be able to convince her to talk to you if you bring some sweets with you.
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I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most
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