if i donât see a âItâs finally christmas ⌠finally here ⌠christmas âŚâ edit in two days iâm going to punch a spaghetti
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CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND IâM NOT FEELINGÂ FESTIVE ENOUGH ITâS TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE
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In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, itâs possible that thereâs another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scottâs house. Why would she already be there if she didnât have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
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windom earle looking through the blue rose roster list like:
windom @ gordon cole:
windom @ dale cooper:
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December 18, 7 A.M. (1968)
Had asthma very bad last night. Mom was up most of the night with me, and now I feel very weak. Will not go to school today. Had a dream in the middle of the night that frightened me a great deal. A man who I have never seen was trying to break into my room. He kept calling my name and said that he wanted me. He then screamed, and after a moment it turned into a kind of roar as if he were some kind of animal. I told Mom about it and she said that she knew about âhim,â and that she has the same dream, and that I must never let the man into my room. I donât understand what it means. My chest hurts a great deal. I think I will go to sleep now. I am very tired.
-The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My life, My tapes
This marks the first appearance of BOB in the records (started when Dale was thirteen) he is silent for the rest of the month.
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I finally managed to make another hat! Itâs a bergère-style hat and it just screams Rococo! to me. The colours are rich greens and pinks with some specks of champagne and gold.
It laces in the neck with two strips of lace but just to make sure, it also has two clips that attach to the hair.
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Funeral Parade of Roses (dir.Toshio Matsumoto)
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When Sherry Johnson was eleven, she found one day that sheâs gonna marry a 20-year-old member of her church who had raped her. She became pregnant and in order to avoid investigation and criminal case, her family and church officials decided to make the girl a legal wife of this monster.
âMy mom asked me if I wanted to get married, and I said, âI donât know, what is marriage, how do I act like a wife?ââ Johnson remembers today, many years later. âShe said, âWell, I guess youâre just going to get married.ââÂ
However, her case is one of thousand cases of child marriage. According to statistics, children 16 and under are still being married in Florida at a rate of one every few days.
Johnson and her family also attended a conservative Pentecostal church and that other girls of a similar age periodically also married. One girl said when she was 10 she was raped by both a minister and a parishioner and later gave birth to a daughter. There were all documents confirming her and her childâs age, but still, the judge approved the marriage to end the rape investigation, telling her, âWhat we want is for you to get married.â
And nevertheless, America prefers to interfere in other countriesâ internal affairs, like in Syria, calling it âdefending freedomâ rather than to change statesâ laws and to protect American children from rape, coercion and molestation.Â
Today, Johnson is campaigning for a state law to stop underage marriage that has already become a norm in some states.
Please, help me to raise awareness to this issue. No one can remain indifferent to the problem of child molestation.Â
#StopChildMarriage #StopChildAbuse
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