bobbie, she/her, big fucking queer. I'm podcasts. wrote a lesbian ghost story one time. I softblock 99.9% of new followers because I am tired and anxious.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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#I used to but I had a pair of the little kid joined together ones that broke#I have fucky hands and using chopsticks properly causes me great pain unfortunately#which I learned when my Japanese roommate tried to teach me and we discovered that uh. I am chopstick incompatible#but yeah I don't like getting anything on my hands. I eat pizza and sandwiches with a knife and fork
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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
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local crow update: this year’s hatchlings have fledged :) went to the beach on one of the inlets and it was covered in crows dropping little mud crabs on the rocks to crack them open while the treeline was full of very loud blue-eyed youngsters. the white-feathered crow and his mate are inseparable again now that she’s off the nest, and while I haven’t seen it yet, reliable sources report that they have a baby (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#my posts#their first child!! they have worked very hard#i spilled a drink while outside the other day and when I came out to clean it up they were snuggled together directly above me on the power#line and yelled at me the entire time I was out there. very much felt like being laughed at#which honestly. i sat down so hard I spilled my lemonade. laugh at me
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you guys have fucking got to stop using the internet archive for piracy like this
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You won't get media with messier, more nuanced, more realistic queer characters if you keep flying off the handle the second a fictional character has sex, does drugs, swears too much, or acts vaguely like an asshole.
You won't get more diverse queer media with wider stories if you can't handle it when queer artists make art that is raunchy, crude, edgy, and gross.
You won't get more diverse queer media if you shut everything down the second it does something you, personally, get squicked out by.
You will never get more diverse queer media if you contribute to the way queer media is picked apart, raked over the coals, and held to unreasonably high standards.
You will never get what you want if you keep tearing queer artists down for their weird experimental art instead of learning how to say, "this isn't for me, that's fine, and I'll be over here in my own space."
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Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?
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looked a cool artist i found and instead of her actual art the first result google showed me was AI art made with her work. i hate it here!!!!!!!
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at this point i only feel safe in the company of internet perverts . these are like the only people left who you can count on to not let the fascism enter their body when they encounter a weird person
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"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist
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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
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so like. I never had pokemon swsh and I was given a copy last week for my birthday. so i started playing. and I was showing off my initial team to my sister and turns out we both decided to play through with a pancham. and both of us named our pancham Sodapop.
#my posts#my siblings and I often simply say 'same brain' to one another in situations like this#and you see what we mean is not 'our brains are identical.'#it is 'all four of us together have a single complete brain'#also we all look so alike that once a coworker of my brother's saw us all together for the first time#and his reaction was 'my god you're like pod people'
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Inspired by @dimetrodone's Ultimate Mammal Taxonomy Quiz, I've made a bird phylogeny quiz in similar format. A shout-out as well to @despazito's Bird Taxonomy Quiz, which covers some overlapping topics (but not too many, I hope).
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inaturalist user appreciation post. a huge chunk of my posts would not have corresponding images if not for the people who decided to snap a photo of a cool bug they found and upload it. thank you <3
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There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever
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