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therandomartmaker · 2 minutes
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watched some video about a shitty kid yesterday and caught myself thinking "my god the kids these days are out of control" and praise the Lord I immediately reflexively scolded myself like "you were exactly this stupid when you were 13, stupider probably, here's a memory of you doing and saying something so completely terrible because you were a kid and kids don't know better" you cannot let up your vigilance even for a moment, you must constantly fight against age related conservatism and never stop internally interrogating your reactions
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therandomartmaker · 3 minutes
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can someone give me $100,000 I won't pay you back
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therandomartmaker · 3 minutes
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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therandomartmaker · 3 minutes
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therandomartmaker · 4 minutes
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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therandomartmaker · 5 minutes
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grumpy bat
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therandomartmaker · 5 minutes
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i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like
i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics
fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class
fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings
fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully
just
damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family
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therandomartmaker · 6 minutes
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therandomartmaker · 8 minutes
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therandomartmaker · 9 minutes
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therandomartmaker · 10 minutes
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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.
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therandomartmaker · 11 minutes
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we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 
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therandomartmaker · 11 minutes
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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therandomartmaker · 12 minutes
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You know what the anon option is for? (✿◠‿◠)
For shy people who are too scared to talk to their favourite blogs. (◡‿◡✿)
Not for you to act like a piece of shit. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
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therandomartmaker · 17 minutes
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ngl having a penchant for playing with your friends as characters like dolls really makes for some fun times; ‘specially when you have no idea of anything about the fandom they’re (self-)inserting you into
Taglist: @i-amtransexual @badatgmrt @approximately-74373-bees @littleladcami
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therandomartmaker · 2 hours
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Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?
Jason* laughing* : Some what ?
Tim : Pespi .
Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.
Tim : That's what I said Pespi.
Tim : Pespi
Duke : Please would you...
Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi
Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.
Damian : Ambidextrous ?
Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !
Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !
Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.
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