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From what you've posted on Tumblr, you are everything I want to be both as a person and as a dad. You're such a kind soul, and I'm thankful for you.

That’s awful flattering Shades. I appreciate it. I strive to be my best, but I’m as fallible and flawed as anyone. :) 

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The Cat Returns and The Tale of Princess Kaguya~

Coolest Adventure?

-I was kind of seeing this girl I used to bartend with. She’s a photographer and she told me after several dates to come to her house for a surprise (imagine where my young man’s mind went with that) and to bring a camera. She took me out to the middle of nowhere, to some abandoned farms and we just wandered around all day taking pictures. (most of mine featured her, candid) and when she finally caught me, she kissed me. It started raining when we were out in the middle of nowhere and we ended up in some old half fallen apart shed making out and laughing and talking during a thunderstorm. Best adventure ever. She moved shortly after that. 

Most memorable folk tale?

~Johnny Appleseed honestly. Our local park is named after him and we have a lot of apple orchards around here. 

Thanks for asking!

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Coffee and contemplation, Flo!  

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hi i feel really fake and confused i guess. so am i still valid as trans if i get heavy bottom/sometimes top dysphoria but like im not trying to actively pass all the time, like if im I’m a situation where i can’t pass as male and have to wear feminine clothes it usually doesn’t impact me unless i get called samantha instead of sam. but i really enjoy passing as male and it’s like a sigh of relief when i am referred to as he. but i don’t really feel a lot of emotions? help?

Yes you’re absolutely still valid. Being trans is about who you are, not what you do. You don’t have to try to pass to be a real trans person.

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Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

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Started transition at 45. Now 22 months into HRT. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that you’re too old to transition.

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When I was a senior in high school (2017) I was dress coded for wearing a t shirt and shorts over my medical compression therapy garments that I had a doctors note and a prescription for to help the healing process of the burn scars that cover 40% of my body. The garments in question were similar to this (I dont have them because I dont need them anymore)

My shorts were also only slightly shorter than my fingertips and there was no rule against wearing shorts over leggings. But they called in my dad to have him bring me longer pants. Even though the medical garments often made me overheat when I wore long pants over the already thick material, and my doctor told me to wear shorts if I needed to. The excuse they made was that the material was too similar to my skintone and I looked like I had bare legs. I was covered from my toes to my neck with only my arms and head exposed and they dress coded me and pulled me out of class. If you honestly think school dress codes are about anything besides shaming girls for having bodies, you’re delusional

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Random goth - London, early 90′s (yes, early 90′s, unlike what some other people think). 

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i never wanted to be thinking this loud

he/him

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“Lemme guess….you wanna hear my angsty backstory?”

-my rogue when my Warlock attempts to ask her about her past to become better friends. (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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H.E.R.

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straight ppl on valentine’s day r like: i know we fight constantly and physically and emotionally abuse each other, and sometimes i wish you were dead so i’d never have to see your face ever again, but ilysm, thanks for being the one person i hate the least 😝😘💕

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The Eldritch Blast

(Our party needed some cash, so we went to a colosseum to gladiator fight. Halfway through, this all happens.)

DM: The gladiator grapples the Half Elf Ranger, holding her in place.

Her Tiefling Warlock gf: Eldritch Blast!

*It succeeds, dealing max damage*

DM: Before the blast hits, the gladiator positions the Half Elf as a shield.

Goliath Barbarian (OOC): Wait! Can I free action in front of the blast and tank it?

DM: Roll, you have to beat 19.

*Rolls a d20 +5 Athletics, only 18*

GB: *misses the blast by an inch*

Dragonborn Monk (OOC): I TRY TO JUMP IN FRONT OF IT TOO

DM: Beat 18 dex.

*1d20 + 1d6 from Step of the Wind. A 17*

Monk: FUCK

Dullahan Palladian (OOC): I dive in front!

DM: Roll, it’s 19 Athletics.

*1d20, rolls another 18*

Whole Party: NO!

DM: It honestly hurts to do this, you all tried so hard.

We had to stand and stare as our Tiefling Warlock burned her own girlfriend alive in a grapple and the gladiator was unharmed.

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reminder

-it’s not less transphobic to misgender nb people than it is to misgender binary trans people

-nonbinary people fall under the trans umbrella

-yes it’s an umbrella; you not knowing something doesn’t make it not true lol

-surprisingly, you’re actually Not the God Of Nonbinary Genders and you don’t get to decide what nonbinary means and what is or isn’t a valid nonbinary gender

-your anger over nb people’s existence won’t make us magically stop existing, hate to burst ur bubble

-nonbinary people have always been a part of the trans and LGBT+ communities and you’re not going to get rid of us :)

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Yesterday rob said “did you know transformers are full of oil” and I said “like blood??” Bc I thought he ment the robots and he did not he ment electrical transformers

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Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten