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Unreal and unfair how the wrong hairstyle can mess up your whole entire shit. You can be the hottest motherfucker anyone has ever seen and then boom one wrong haircut you're done for

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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Kind of touching that Toa teams could be named after their deeds or battles or something but are instead generally named after the beings they're meant to protect. The Mata are soldiers for Mata Nui, Lhikan tells the Metru that the Matoran are the heart of their duty, and Hagah means that their job was to guard the Makuta. The Inika switch to Mahri as soon as they have a city of Matoran to look after. When Lesovikk has no one left to protect, his team is even named Cordak because of that loss. Guardians and protectors through and through (headcanons about Toa having instincts to protect that they didn't have as Matoran never get old)

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Greentexts will be loved by poetry students in 500 years

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"Rorke's drift" by Sabaton has a decent opening riff but the song is cringingly un-self-aware

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Sometimes I think about the fact that Anakin's first reaction upon finally learning Palpatine was a Sith lord was to draw his lightsaber. It was literally that close. That close to ending well. He had Darth Sidious at bladepoint. Even after all those years of grooming and manipulation, Anakin's instincts still steered him right, he so very nearly let it all go.

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This was funnier in my head