therealbadegg

[therealbadegg]

Hey, you haven't posted in a while. You okay?

ooc

i am a-okay :)

my hyper fixation for rtc has definitely died down a bunch, I’m not quitting this account but I definitely won’t be as active as I used to be. The lack of posts is mainly due to said lack of interest, and other distractions in my personal life

But beware…. I am still here….. /silly

thank you for being so considerate, i am alright and i will be active again.

[therealbadegg]

ah fuck

serious egg time, got it 🫡

what is it?

Hey Misha!

-@another-ask-ocean-blog

hello Ocean 👋

what is up?

[therealbadegg]

Hey Misha!

-@another-ask-ocean-blog

hello Ocean 👋

what is up?

[therealbadegg]

Would you care to join me in my plot to overthrow Ocean as leader of the Choir? She is a tyrant, we can end her reign.

-Ezra 🎭🎤

Hm…

I am all for ending dictatorships…

But as Ocean’s future roommate, I fear she would kill me in my sleep for taking her leadership away

Maybe try @askthatfuckedupgiirl

[therealbadegg]

How are you a dad!????

HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING

*Throws a Santa Claus plushie on you (BECAUSE HE'S PAPA NOEL AHHHHHHH)*

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

@therealbadegg , they're coming for me

[therealbadegg]

hey! sorry for being offline for a while :P

school started up again for me, I've had lots of different things happening, plus it's gotten quite overwhelming with how many asks are in my inbox rn (love you guys but it'll take a while for me to continue with the egg drawings 😭)

I will be reviving soon, I promise 🤙

thanks for the support, egglings ‼️

[therealbadegg]

Don't tell them your name is penny

Coins can be murder weapons too

...

Ah, fuck

Throws glue and wool on you to make you a real lamb

NO WAIT-

*gets lambed*

WHAT THE HELL?

@therealbadegg the anons found me

[therealbadegg]

Shit

They won't stop until we are all doomed

Ocean will get roses thrown at her

Noel will get... Christmas thrown at him

Ricky will be assaulted by pots

And Connie is being assaulted with wood

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T KNOWW 😭😭😭😭

THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL, BRO

RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF

ITS TOO LATE FOR THE BAD EGG

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[therealbadegg]

*throws a 6th egg at you* SORRY NOT SORRY

Fuck, I am so glad that nonsense is over.

*splat*

...

Yo.

[therealbadegg]

they keep throwing eggs at me, bro...

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[therealbadegg]

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

I AM BEING CYBER BULLIED

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[therealbadegg]

Tf2 pyro offers: Face wash! For your eggs

(I had a really good drawing for this but nvm :()

No more eggs, please, please... I-

... Oh

*gasp*

I...

It's over...

THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[therealbadegg]

STOPSTOPSTOP-

*throws another egg*

this is fucking insane, bro

what have I done to deserve THI-

*crack*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I'm going to fight someone

[therealbadegg]

*throws a 3rd egg at you*

I am going to physically weep, bro, please

I have a family..!

*Whoosh*

PLEASE-

*splat*

...

I- I cannot do this shit anymore, bro...

[therealbadegg]

Mad wicked awesome

Have you crimed before or are you a newbie

I can rob a bank with you : )

- @askthatfuckedupgiirl

That-

Yo, I am ngl that is sick as fuck

But I would prefer not to get arrested for big serious crime like bank robbery

Do you fw robbing Walmart instead?

[therealbadegg]

No problem, brother Lamb

I do wild shit behind the KFC, yo 😎

You are considerate to my sister. If you’d like, I can give you a 50% discount on Ritalin. Don’t tell the others.

-Ezra 🎭🎤

Oh, hell yes

I will stop by tomorrow to, ahem, "acquire the goods"

Don't worry, no one else will know of this ever

You are the man, Little Lamb ‼️