therealbladedancer

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???

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That sounds... SO off out of context 🤢

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

[therealbladedancer]

They fucking what

Like WHAT

HIM of all people??? The one whose forehead you can play hopscotch on??

I think it's about time you showed them what your man actually looks like. God forbid they choose Strahd as your ex next 🤢

@righthand-rahadin y'know the partypeople referred to you as my ex 2 hours ago.

I've not ever felt as disgusted as I did when they said that. Like how did they even reach that conclusion??

Not that it matters considering I hate you to the Nine and back, but still. Figured you oughta know because it means we both have to step up our hate game.

[therealbladedancer]

Sight for sore eyes fo'sho

[therealbladedancer]

hey man

[therealbladedancer]

We're in for a ride when the archtempered version shows up

i love fighting tempered gore magala (lie)

[therealbladedancer]

Hate to say it but it really depends on who the vampire is 💀

girls will be like “i need this” & it’s the deep passionate love of a vampire to consume them body & soul leaving them limp in their arms while the vampire tells them they were good

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Merlin you and your forwardness really need to COOL IT SOMETIMES.

I’ll take one serving of dry humping with needy kisses please

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We're relevant enough to show up in all your rants. Kinda contradicts all you say, doesn't it?

Tell me, if I were to tell you about the story of a self-satisfied little fool, puffed up with self-importance; as if clever words and empty charm could ever make him anything more than a footnote in a history that will forget him, would you assume it to be about @monsters-fear-me or @therealbladedancer?

How about a hint?

They collect meaningless trinkets, they fill the air with the sound of their own voices—so certain that their existence means something. That they matter. No matter they have just a legacy built on brittle bones and stolen time.

Did the pieces fall into place now? No? Understandable, as this patheticness seems prevalent in both. Birds of a feather, truly.

Perhaps the answer is clearer now, perhaps not. I am not here to ease your confusion. I only seek to remind you of this: some people—no matter how much they believe otherwise—are simply not destined for greatness. And these two... these two are perfect examples.

The story of a self-satisfied fool is one that repeats itself endlessly. And in their delusion, they may never notice how irrelevant they’ve become.

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Consider it out of context, but looking at the tags, if we were to actually get a room, d'you think he'd finally shut up??

A geologist and a ghost walk into a room—no, not the start of a joke, just the sad reality we live in. One clings to rocks as if understanding sediment will make him formidable, the other clings to life as if sheer audacity can undo centuries of failure. A scholar of dirt and a leech in denial. Fitting, isn’t it?

Yes, @monsters-fear-me and @therealbladedancer, this is about you.

One polishes steel and calls himself a warrior; the other polishes his delusions and calls himself clever. Both seem convinced they are remarkable. I find it remarkable that they wake up each day and manage to endure their own company.

A Mage of Mediocrity, a Duel-Wielding Dunce, or, as he is known in our halls, Fatalis’ Favorite Clown. And... the Little Leech, Lord of Nothing.

Lo and behold, even the most pitiful creatures find solace in each other, don't they? How quaint.

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Big talks coming from someone who kisses the big Leech's feet every night. Atleast my 'lifeless thing''s worth feeling fond over.

obsessed with these photos of a leucistic raven by an anonymous photographer on macaulay library

[therealbladedancer]

Y'sure you don't want some affection yourself? You seem awfully insulted everytime me and Mer interact. It's almost as if you can't handle him having what you can't get.

Before and After I call pants a handsome boy.

[therealbladedancer]

Kinda disturbed, but at the same time, sure buddy go ahead.

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I solo'd tempered Gore in 2 tries and I still don't think I can do it again. My dodging was on point that day.

This dude absolutely dumpstered me in Wilds yesterday lol. Don’t think I’m ready for 8 star tempered monsters…

[therealbladedancer]

Strange how you feel targeted still. It IS you, and it's cute.

Before and After I call pants a handsome boy.

[therealbladedancer]

I know a certain someone who reacts just like that when I give him a compliment 👀

Before and After I call pants a handsome boy.

[therealbladedancer]

This is both of us with rocks, Merlin.

obsessed with these photos of a leucistic raven by an anonymous photographer on macaulay library