therealdavidstrider

[therealdavidstrider]

he's insane

Adding the finishing touches to this project. It feels like it will be useful sometime in the future.

[therealdavidstrider]

anyone who gets mad at fictional incest is lowkey a closeted brother kisser

like wtf you're so scared of when i know you got some sketchy ass fart kink, or, you're just too insecure to admit it

[therealdavidstrider]

nah, itll definitely be hotdog themed though

im talking ketchup colored extensions for yer mustard hair and hotdog cat pins for ya hair and all that

a rad wave of ketchup and mustered colored tie dye splattered all over a skirt

catboy ears and tail

we'll call it the femboy glizzy cart

or something, i dunno, honestly

the name is kinda lame, you got any ideas?

okay, hear me out

catboy hotdog carts, speckled all across the gay cities in solidarity with ukraine using vienna sausage brand products and roleplay/cosplay while your glizzies are beung made.

any investors?

[therealdavidstrider]

you think so? i think we could dress ya up to test.

okay, hear me out

catboy hotdog carts, speckled all across the gay cities in solidarity with ukraine using vienna sausage brand products and roleplay/cosplay while your glizzies are beung made.

any investors?

[therealdavidstrider]

okay, hear me out

catboy hotdog carts, speckled all across the gay cities in solidarity with ukraine using vienna sausage brand products and roleplay/cosplay while your glizzies are beung made

any investors?

[therealdavidstrider]

thanks everyone, I found the cat

[therealdavidstrider]

little tired nappy prince thinks it's okay to be angy just cause he woke up at the wrong time

@timaeusmartureo needs a bath

[therealdavidstrider]

okay, so, apparently we have this whole situation with climate change? i mean, one of my houses burned down the other month ago or something, and people had been posting about the fires on social media for months, and nobody has said anything to me about it

you'd think i'd get phone calls asking if i'm okay but nooooo, it's always "whens the new sbhj???"

i haven't been in that house for a year, and it's not the one dirk stays in, but yaknow i just had absolutely no idea it was gone

[therealdavidstrider]

i guess i'm taking the hoverboard

uhh so honestly the year is 2025

i need a sword and a ticket to the whitehouse by november

if anyone finds the tickets i dropped, lemme know, kay?

[therealdavidstrider]

man i didn't know devil may cry had such a good looking protag

strider industries approved

[therealdavidstrider]

wait 'till they realize that memes are a form of nft in the LOHACSE

and im just rakin in these profits, baby

[therealdavidstrider]

uhh so honestly the year is 2025

i need a sword and a ticket to the whitehouse by november

if anyone finds the tickets i dropped, lemme know, kay?

[therealdavidstrider]

hey if anyone has seen my lost cat, let me know when you found them so I can grab em real quick

here's what they look like, if you find em, i'll shower you with dogecoin lohacse nft's

someone credit the artist for me

[therealdavidstrider]