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[therealelijames]

Whoa guy, you're hurt really badly. Are you going to be ok?

[open to skylar's team, convo] &&_we're all fucked

[therealelijames]

I think it's more the fear of you. No offense.

&&_in the dark of the night

[therealelijames]

O...kay... I have to admit that kinda creeped me out.

&&_in the dark of the night

Does it scare you living ones to be trapped in this place? You can run but you can’t hide. There’s only one way out… death.

[therealelijames]

Anywhere but fucking here!

[open to skylar's team, convo] &&_we're all fucked

[therealelijames]

Whoa there, everyone. I think we can come to a reasonable solution here. Just lower the guns and - holy shit, is that the monster? Fuck that, run!

[open to skylar's team, convo] &&_we're all fucked

[therealelijames]

Wait why are we talking about shooting people? What's going on?

[open to skylar's team, convo] &&_we're all fucked

[therealelijames]

That really isn't what happens.

Don’t try to tell me that isn’t what happens.

[therealelijames]

Wait - you guys aren't actually serious, are you?

Taking Control

[therealelijames]

Oh right, I guess we're not breaking character. So what are the benefits of each side? Which side specializes in using magic? I'm more of a warrior myself, but have been known to go spellsword.

Taking Control

[therealelijames]

This is kind of awkward. I thought we were LARPing. What are you guys talking about then? You make it sound like we're in a bad horror movie.

Taking Control

[therealelijames]

Oh. I get it. This is a LARP, right? Can someone explain the rules to me?

Taking Control

[therealelijames]

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.

Sexual

Never have I ever kissed a girl.

Never have I ever kissed a boy.

Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.

Never have I ever had sex.

Never have I ever fallen in love.

Never have I ever cheated on someone.

Never have I ever been cheated on.

Life

Never have I ever gotten into a fight.

Never have I ever done something illegal.

Never have I ever gotten wasted.

Never have I ever used an illegal drug.

Never have I ever snuck out.

Never have I ever stolen something.

Never have I ever vandalized something.

Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.

Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.

Never have I ever been arrested.

Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 

Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.

Never have I ever been abused physically.

Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.

Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.

Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.

Never have I ever tried to kill myself.

Never have I ever felt like an outcast.

Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.

Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.

Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.

Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.

Never have I ever been friendless.

School

Never have I ever failed a test.

Never have I ever cut class.

Never have I ever had to eat alone. 

Never have I ever failed a course.

Never have I ever been suspended.

Never have I ever received detention.

Never have I ever dropped out of school.

Never have I ever...

[therealelijames]

You have a very stereotyped imagining of what a psychiatric session is like...

Ew, no way! I’m not going to sit on your stupid couch and tell you about my childhood.

[therealelijames]

I like the relaxation that the countryside provides. It's very soothing and the fresh air is good for the lungs.

@Eli James

[therealelijames]

Heyyyy! Why's everyone standing around here?

Taking Control

[therealelijames]

Yeah, I'm sure. I think you have a few delusions you need to work through. I can help you, if that's what you want.

Don’t mock me, shrink. I’m for serious, there’s bad voodoo here. This place is a Satan-infested hellhole.

[therealelijames]

Oh. Yeah. Well I think I may be more of a country boy than a city boy, at heart. Is this the room?

@Eli James